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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    "feeding" - is that the term you call it?
    Absolutely - they like salty nuts!!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I just got back from feeding squirrels

    Keep writing...
    "feeding" - is that the term you call it?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by shoes View Post
    Page 1 :

    Today I told some people on the internet who I don't know that a breakthrough is just around the corner. Then I fed some squirrels.
    I just got back from feeding squirrels

    Keep writing...

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  • shoes
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I shall tell it all in the book...
    Page 1 :

    Today I told some people on the internet who I don't know that a breakthrough is just around the corner. Then I fed some squirrels.

    Page 2 :

    Today I told some people on the internet who I don't know that a breakthrough is just around the corner. Then I fed some squirrels. I don't like the way some of them look at me.


    Go to Page 1.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I shall tell it all in the book...
    Shame no one will be listening

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I shall tell it all in the book...
    "Portrait of the Artist As a Young Squirrel"
    by James Joyceski

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I hope you put the boot in.....
    I shall tell it all in the book...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    The highest price would be if I don't mention you at all in it
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about!

    I work in IB and love insults! I hope you put the boot in.....

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    How much is it? How many pages about me?
    The highest price would be if I don't mention you at all in it

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Incidentally what does SKA stand for?
    You will have to place a pre-order to find out in due time, all other claims to the true meaning of SKA are likely to be totally incorrect...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Do you want to place a pre-order for my auto-biography book? Anyone else?
    How much is it? How many pages about me?

    I had 6 pages in Matt O'Connor's f4j book - I expect more than that!

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  • TykeMerc
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    Incidentally what does SKA stand for?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Never mind SKA - when are you going to tell us all what you think of us?
    Do you want to place a pre-order for my auto-biography book? Anyone else?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It is just around the corner.
    Never mind SKA - when are you going to tell us all what you think of us?

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Other headlines in the same alternative universe bulletin:

    Gordon Brown voted most popular prime minister ever
    A squadron of pigs were spotted flying over London
    The investment banking industry is booming
    ShaunBhoy wins the Physics Nobel prize
    CUK members join the gay, lesbian & minorities for integration with India society.

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