Who's Got Short Shorts?

[MarillionFan]

Actually didnt realise they had just banned Short Selling.

Thats bloody outrageous. On the grounds I new shares where being shorted I've been dipping in and out of shares for the last week.

I binned all of remaining shares yesterday and the bloody things have gone up another 25%!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr

[HairyArsedBloke]

Check out Alex in the Telegraph for more short gags.

[MarillionFan]

Looks around. No one here.

I've got short shorts!

[bogeyman]

Unprecedented interference in markets?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7624012.stm

[edit]
Oh balls... http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-selling.html

Still, a hill in Wales has been upgraded to a mountain - much more interesting.