Reply to: Job Offer

[BoredBloke]

and they say potato and we say potato

or potatoe if you are al gore!

[supremepods]

Its like they say tomato and we say tomato

and they say potato and we say potato !

[lukemg]

Done

Thanks for all the useful advice (removes tongue from cheek) handed in my resignation this morning. 4 weeks gardening leave would have been nice but no joy.
Quite a stressful experience, never left anywhere by choice before ! Boss looked a bit shocked but think he knew I was looking so not a huge surprise. Don't kid myself that I am key to the success of the company, everyone can be replaced and it usually only causes a minor ripple.
Right, time to find out how bad the car they are offering me at the new place is !

[GiGo]

get into .Net Luke.

Milan.

or just use the force

[Lucifer Box]

Some very impressive willies, gentlemen. However, my Willy is a real nob...

You'll be confusing Chico again with that kind of language.

[WageSlave]

Some very impressive willies, gentlemen. However, my Willy is a real nob...

[Lucifer Box]

Call that a Willy? Nah, this is a Willy...

[WageSlave]

This has never been proven as an age verification method

How little you know, my Roman friend. Count the rings around the base of the willy.

given your strong sexual appetite of different shapes

My favourite is the rhombus. Corr, look at the corners on that!

woudln't it be better for you to migrate to a more libertine country such as Holland

Nice suggestion, but the women are trolls.

Here's my Willy. Impressive?

[Francko]

We could just compare willies?

This has never been proven as an age verification method

WS, given your strong sexual appetite of different shapes, woudln't it be better for you to migrate to a more libertine country such as Holland, for example?

[WageSlave]

I have to be sure you are over 18 if I am going to tell you. Therefore, you must leave me your credit card details for verification.

We could just compare willies?

[Francko]

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Btw, you never did tell me which Big 5 you work for. Still, I managed to narrow it to 4

I have to be sure you are over 18 if I am going to tell you. Therefore, you must leave me your credit card details for verification.

[WageSlave]

Naaa, do like my colleague does... 19 hour of going to cafeteria and drink a coffe and 10 hours of internet surfing... your work should be more balanced.

When I had a contract with the police, I had a competition with myself to see how long I could spend in the toilet each day. I developed an innovative way to sleep in the cubicle Unfortunately, after 20 minutes, some git would always disturb the peace by unloading his breakfast.

Btw, you never did tell me which Big 5 you work for. Still, I managed to narrow it to 4

[Francko]

42 hours for a Big 5!? What ever happened to the blood, tears and bullying? I regularly used to do 90 hour weeks a couple of years back, until I became so ill that the client insisted I went home early and only complete 55 p/w.

These days I do about 38 hours of web surfing and feck off home

38 hours of web surfinf? That's tiring and eventually you might end up in some websites that somehow resambles work.

Naaa, do like my colleague does... 19 hour of going to cafeteria and drink a coffe and 10 hours of internet surfing... your work should be more balanced.

Plus, this is one of the big 5 that wants to pretend it care about their employees. Translated means that if you are shameless you can take advantage of your peers so you can work from home, pretend to work, or anything you wish. You only need to lose your conscience.

[The Late, Great JC]

These days I do about 38 hours of web surfing and feck off home

All things come to those that wait.

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - if it's alright with everyone else.

[WageSlave]

I am in the opposite position as I should do 35 hours but end up doing 42 easily.

42 hours for a Big 5!? What ever happened to the blood, tears and bullying? I regularly used to do 90 hour weeks a couple of years back, until I became so ill that the client insisted I went home early and only complete 55 p/w.

These days I do about 38 hours of web surfing and feck off home