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Troll replied

14 September 2008, 09:12
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

With bonus camel toe!

I had to google that

Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the female labia majora when seen through tight, form-fitting clothes
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OwlHoot replied

14 September 2008, 08:40
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

Winehouse has the same face as Marge Proops.

That's a bit harsh on dear old Marge.

I'd say Amy W looks more like the Medusa in Clash of the Titans
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Bob Dalek replied

13 September 2008, 22:26
Winehouse has the same face as Marge Proops.
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bogeyman replied

13 September 2008, 16:43
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Mmmm! That is better

Denise Van Outen

With bonus camel toe!
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PM-Junkie replied

13 September 2008, 15:59
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Mmmm! That is better

Denise Van Outen

urghhh, that is repulsive.
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Troll replied

13 September 2008, 14:04
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Mmmm! That is better

Denise Van Outen

Is that a 'tramp stamp' or a birthmark on her belly?
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Sockpuppet replied

13 September 2008, 13:12
AW looks like the bo selecta Mel B.
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Diver replied

13 September 2008, 13:07
Mmmm! That is better

Denise Van Outen
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BA to the Stars replied

13 September 2008, 13:06
Originally posted by Diver View Post

TW! you could have placed a health warning on that link

It's not a case of NSFW, it's not safe for anything
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Diver replied

13 September 2008, 13:05
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Amy Winehouse

No doubt a few on here still "would"

TW! you could have placed a health warning on that link
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BA to the Stars replied

13 September 2008, 13:02
She is on the eve of her 25th birthday

She looks more like the eve of her 55th (or 65th)
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PM-Junkie replied

13 September 2008, 12:42
I'm in love...

...though obviously not with this drugged-up gargoyle. She makes a very good case for compulsory euthanasia.
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Cyberman replied

13 September 2008, 10:44
Her picture should be used to show kids what drugs can do to a person. She is a junkie and how it shows !!!
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OwlHoot replied

13 September 2008, 10:25
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Amy Winehouse

No doubt a few on here still "would"

She'd have to turn round first
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HairyArsedBloke replied

13 September 2008, 10:11
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

No doubt a few on here still "would"

As the (very) old joke goes....

"I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few".
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