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Previously on "Can't concentrate !!!!"

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Is this incitement to performing an illegal act? Or are you allowed to take pictures of scantily dressed Mediterranean women with luscious bazookas and nice arses and post them on the Internet?
    sounds like it should be ok - even if it is not then is should be - so go ahead.

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  • Tensai
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    It is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
    I've seen that tried before on a train many moons ago... all went well until he hit the button and a nanosecond later remember that he hadn't turned off the nice loud "click" camera shutter sound that your phone helpfully includes....

    Oh look, my station already [dash for door.]

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    That's what I thought when I tripped over my own tongue.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    NSFW

    (well in an open plan office anyway)

    HTH

    That's what I thought when I tripped over my own tongue.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    It is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
    Is this incitement to performing an illegal act? Or are you allowed to take pictures of scantily dressed Mediterranean women with luscious bazookas and nice arses and post them on the Internet?

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I think she caught me taking the piccie.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CLB9ScyrL.jpg
    NSFW

    (well in an open plan office anyway)

    HTH

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  • NetwkSupport
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    It is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
    If you manage to do it we will all nominate you for CUK'er of the year award

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  • DimPrawn
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    I think she caught me taking the piccie.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CLB9ScyrL.jpg

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
    Times must be bad. The only way to get a job is to get someone else sacked.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    It is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
    he doesn't have the balls I reckon

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  • TimberWolf
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    Are you in Lisbon for business or pleasure?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
    I wish I could but it would be too obvious.... You'll just have to take my word for it. Brief description, Brunette, tall, slim, approx 34-36D, Killer pins, above the knee skirt and plunging v neck

    Sorry just off to the loo's....
    It is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!

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  • badger7579
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    I wish I could but it would be too obvious.... You'll just have to take my word for it. Brief description, Brunette, tall, slim, approx 34-36D, Killer pins, above the knee skirt and plunging v neck

    Sorry just off to the loo's....

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  • NetwkSupport
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    Ok share the view, take a sneaky pic of the view and share with us.

    voyeur police

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Go have a sneaky pot noode at lunchtime. Problem solved.
    nude?

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