best man gets more than he expected!

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expat replied

10 September 2008, 11:26
I can't believe this thread is still in General.....

Did you see the photo of the woman? Thrusting businesswoman no doubt. Strong penetration of her chosen market. Whips up new business at the drop of a hat, or anything.
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oracleslave replied

9 September 2008, 19:28
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

harmless horseplay

The guy has 'pegging' injuries. That's hardly harmless
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OwlHoot replied

9 September 2008, 17:29
How the heck did this ever get to court? The best man sounds like a rotten spoilsport, making a big fuss over a bit of harmless horseplay and casting a cloud over the new marriage.

If I was the groom I wouldn't speak to him, and I'd give evidence in defence of the stripper.
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DimPrawn replied

9 September 2008, 14:02
I usually pay extra for that.
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Advocate replied

9 September 2008, 14:01
Originally posted by moorfield View Post

I thought this was going to be a thread about the best man getting to sh*g the bride, her sister, and their mother, on the wedding day ...

na it says more than he expected...
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mailric replied

9 September 2008, 13:38
she sounds like a right pain in the ass....

sorry
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snaw replied

9 September 2008, 13:31
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

You think alarm bells would have started ringing when the stripper put the strap on, on.

Is a bit of a give away, no doubt about it. Wonder what he thought she was going to do with it ...
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Incognito replied

9 September 2008, 13:28
Originally posted by snaw View Post

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...725927054.html

Love this line:

I'd call getting a paper cut a minor injury, some stripper giving it to you with a 'sex toy' isn't all that minor. IMHO.

You think alarm bells would have started ringing when the stripper put the strap on, on.
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DimPrawn replied

9 September 2008, 13:27
Originally posted by ratewhore View Post

Least they were having a proper stag night. Not like the crap go-karting and paint-balling that passes for a stag night these days...

Still, makes you wince a little...

WHS. Went to a stag do which was paint balling and talking about house prices.

I loved every minute of it.
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ratewhore replied

9 September 2008, 13:25
Least they were having a proper stag night. Not like the crap go-karting and paint-balling that passes for a stag night these days...

Still, makes you wince a little...
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moorfield replied

9 September 2008, 13:24
I thought this was going to be a thread about the best man getting to sh*g the bride, her sister, and their mother, on the wedding day ...
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oracleslave replied

9 September 2008, 13:24
Originally posted by snaw View Post

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...725927054.html

Love this line:

I'd call getting a paper cut a minor injury, some stripper giving it to you with a 'sex toy' isn't all that minor. IMHO.

He got 'pegged'!

This line's good too!

" He said Naggs had been riding his "very conservative" brother like a dog or a horse before the alleged rape. "I don't think he could see what was going on. I don't think he knew what was going to happen," the witness said."
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snaw started a topic best man gets more than he expected!

9 September 2008, 13:19
best man gets more than he expected!

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...725927054.html

Love this line:

But when shown photographs of the sex toy, Dr Mitra said he could not say if it had caused the minor injury.

I'd call getting a paper cut a minor injury, some stripper giving it to you with a 'sex toy' isn't all that minor. IMHO.
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