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Don't worry, Churchy, your wife can watch.Originally posted by ChurchillI'm Churchill and so's my wife!
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I'm Churchill and so's my wife!Originally posted by WageSlaveRelease or releave?
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Release or releave?Originally posted by ChurchillRelease Churchill!
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Release Churchill!Originally posted by WageSlaveIn which case, the Churchill mystery continues.
Good job Sandy's on holiday. She'd claim I was Churchill
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In which case, the Churchill mystery continues.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxCracked one off more like.
Good job Sandy's on holiday. She'd claim I was Churchill
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Cracked one off more like.Originally posted by WageSlaveWell done, Alexey. You might have cracked it.
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Ahhhhh........Originally posted by ChurchillI couldn't possibly comment...
Well done, Alexey. You might have cracked it. Although that doesn't explain why Churchill and Spod are never online at the same time.
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Threaded programmed his time machine in Morse Code, then went back in time to invent it!Originally posted by ChurchillCareful lads, you'll get Threaded joining in, he's got an amateur radio license don't you know?
He still uses that story to chat up Danish pastries.
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I couldn't possibly comment...Originally posted by AtWYou are fiddleabout and I claim my 5 quid!
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You are fiddleabout and I claim my 5 quid!Originally posted by ChurchillCareful lads, you'll get Threaded joining in, he's got an amateur radio license don't you know?
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.-- . .-.. .-.. --..-- / .... . .-.. .-.. --- / - --- / -.-- --- ..- / - --- ---Originally posted by Board Game Geek.--- ..- ... - / -.. .-. --- .--. .--. . -.. / .. -. / - --- / ... .- -.-- / .... . .-.. .-.. ---
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Careful lads, you'll get Threaded joining in, he's got an amateur radio license don't you know?Originally posted by n5gooner... --- ...
Actually, no he hasn't he was bulltulipting (again!), one of the guys (Fleety I think) sussed him.
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I can see some serious recursive posts comingOriginally posted by wc2Did you know the the morse code for "." is ".-.-.-" on that note Windows must be written in morse code.
I think the next exciting episode is called Windows Longhand
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