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original PM replied

3 September 2008, 11:04
How much for a 2 hour threesome? Me here and a squirrel?

ATW

wtf you need 2 hours for?
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tay replied

3 September 2008, 10:49
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Quite cheap really, she's only on £72 an hour

How much for a 2 hour threesome? Me here and a squirrel?

ATW
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ThomasSoerensen replied

3 September 2008, 10:38
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Buy to let?

A wise man said, if it flies, floats or fcuks, then it is better rent than own.

Last edited by ThomasSoerensen; 3 September 2008, 10:41.
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Diver replied

3 September 2008, 10:35
Originally posted by tay View Post

How much for an hour?

ATW

Quite cheap really, she's only on £72 an hour
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HairyArsedBloke replied

3 September 2008, 10:34
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What is the cost of borrow?

Cheaper than the cost of carry.
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tay replied

3 September 2008, 10:33
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

I'm just 'renting' my wife at the moment until I can determine if the market is going to pick up again.

How much for an hour?

ATW
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Diver replied

3 September 2008, 10:31
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

I'm just 'renting' my wife at the moment until I can determine if the market is going to pick up again.

I'm renting mine out. if the market picks up I may sell
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Incognito replied

3 September 2008, 10:30
I'm just 'renting' my wife at the moment until I can determine if the market is going to pick up again.
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DodgyAgent replied

3 September 2008, 09:50
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am suprised it makes any difference. .......

Dont take it personally Brillo
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Diver replied

3 September 2008, 08:51
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What is the cost of borrow?

depends what you want dear

>Diver in "Anything for a buck" mode<

I said buck ($)
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BrilloPad replied

3 September 2008, 08:35
Originally posted by moorfield View Post

So it's a good time to "short" wives in a falling market then? ie. borrow a wife that you don't own.

What is the cost of borrow?
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Moose423956 replied

3 September 2008, 08:31
Originally posted by moorfield View Post

So it's a good time to "short" wives in a falling market then? ie. borrow a wife that you don't own.

Buy to let?
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moorfield replied

3 September 2008, 08:03
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

Marriages holding

I see that wives are holding on to their "portfolios" at the moment. Bad time to cash in really.

So it's a good time to "short" wives in a falling market then? ie. borrow a wife that you don't own.
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BrilloPad replied

3 September 2008, 07:50
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

Marriages holding

I see that wives are holding on to their "portfolios" at the moment. Bad time to cash in really.

I am suprised it makes any difference. Divorces happen without selling FMH.

Just chatting to friend earlier - FMH on sale for 26 months now - just agreed to take off market for 6 months.

I always told him it was a bad moved to give her the first £x and him the rest - he should have agreed a straight percentage split.........
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Platypus replied

3 September 2008, 07:49
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

Marriages holding

I see that wives are holding on to their "portfolios" at the moment. Bad time to cash in really.

Superb cynicism! Love it!
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