Reply to: How to become a millionaire

[Diver]

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[Xenophon]

Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[EternalOptimist]

A good father needs not attire himself in a strangers clothes




Bri Lo Pa

[EternalOptimist]

The wise farmer leave his shoes in the yard




Phang Tae

[EternalOptimist]

The sugar cane is not sweet at both ends



Chien sun tao

[EternalOptimist]

Do not eat the yellow snow





Banky Moon

[DimPrawn]

Never criticise anyone unless you've walked a mile in their shoes.











That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes.

[EternalOptimist]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step




Chow lun tze

[DimPrawn]

I think there's a better version than that, possibly related to doing an arduous task.



Now?

No, there are still lots of people shopping for "bargains" in the property market at the moment, and lots still think the Credit Crunch will be over by Christmas.

[TimberWolf]

Like it's darkest just before dawn?

I think there's a better version than that, possibly related to doing an arduous task.

When 100% of people asked say they would never "invest" in property again, that's when you go for it big time.

Now?

[EternalOptimist]

just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

[Sysman]

One door closes and another slams shut in your face.

[minsky1]

i think your referring to "it always darkest just before it goes pitch black"


http://www.despair.com/despair.html

[DimPrawn]

Like it's darkest just before dawn?

When 100% of people asked say they would never "invest" in property again, that's when you go for it big time.

[TimberWolf]

Simply become a billionaire and buy up all the UK houses for sale.

HTH

Anyone recall the wording of the saying that goes something along the lines of things appear at their very worst just before they are about to get better? Possibly a Chinese ploverb.