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  • n5gooner
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    its the plastic cuffs that do it, no noise you see....no clink...clink..clink.clink...arrr thats better.......

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  • Guv
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    What happens in two years?
    <Rubs wrist> two years....two years....

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    What happens in two years? Is that when your entry on the sex offenders' register expires?
    What happens? Just call me Guv'nor

    I'm not on the register...fortunately they haven't caught the nappy wearing pest

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  • n5gooner
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    no that’s when he has enough experience to be able to use it to any satisfaction.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Mmmmm....the third from right with green and white top isn't bad....so young and pure....stop it!....still, two years, two years....
    What happens in two years? Is that when your entry on the sex offenders' register expires?

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Before we know it, we'll have cats living with dogs and that's the road to anarchy that is.
    Cats living with dogs is fine. But women....damn their cushions, shoes and iced buns! Damn them to hell, I say

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Before we know it, we'll have cats living with dogs and that's the road to anarchy that is.

    In the meantime, here are a few more brainy chicks for n5gooner, basking in their ever improving A-level results. Judging by the amount of touching going on, you could always imagine they will shortly be off to celebrate in more intimate surroundings. That might help to pass the afternoon.

    Mmmmm....the third from right with green and white top isn't bad....so young and pure....stop it!....still, two years, two years....

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Women studying mechanics? Office totty concerned with football? It's not normal!
    Before we know it, we'll have cats living with dogs and that's the road to anarchy that is.

    In the meantime, here are a few more brainy chicks for n5gooner, basking in their ever improving A-level results. Judging by the amount of touching going on, you could always imagine they will shortly be off to celebrate in more intimate surroundings. That might help to pass the afternoon.

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  • WageSlave
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    Women studying mechanics? Office totty concerned with football? It's not normal!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Gooner, it's another long, long year until the next set of A-level results.

    Hmmmmmmmmmm studying mechanics..............ooooooooooooohhhh covered in oil.......aaaaahhhhh wrench in hand........whoooooaaaaaaaa bent over engine........excuse me again

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  • n5gooner
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    yep while the results are up - so am I so keep it comming....

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    more more more..........
    Gooner, it's another long, long year until the next set of A-level results.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    tulip too late.
    Try prune juice. Works a treat.

    HTH

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    more more more..........
    No stop it, I have to work today....................... tulip too late...................excuse me.

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  • n5gooner
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    more more more..........

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