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its the plastic cuffs that do it, no noise you see....no clink...clink..clink.clink...arrr thats better.......
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<Rubs wrist> two years....two years....Originally posted by Lucifer BoxWhat happens in two years?
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What happens? Just call me Guv'norOriginally posted by Lucifer BoxWhat happens in two years? Is that when your entry on the sex offenders' register expires?
I'm not on the register...fortunately they haven't caught the nappy wearing pest
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no that’s when he has enough experience to be able to use it to any satisfaction.
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What happens in two years? Is that when your entry on the sex offenders' register expires?Originally posted by WageSlaveMmmmm....the third from right with green and white top isn't bad....so young and pure....stop it!....still, two years, two years....
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Cats living with dogs is fine. But women....damn their cushions, shoes and iced buns! Damn them to hell, I sayOriginally posted by Lucifer BoxBefore we know it, we'll have cats living with dogs and that's the road to anarchy that is.
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Mmmmm....the third from right with green and white top isn't bad....so young and pure....stop it!....still, two years, two years....Originally posted by Lucifer BoxBefore we know it, we'll have cats living with dogs and that's the road to anarchy that is.
In the meantime, here are a few more brainy chicks for n5gooner, basking in their ever improving A-level results. Judging by the amount of touching going on, you could always imagine they will shortly be off to celebrate in more intimate surroundings. That might help to pass the afternoon.
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Before we know it, we'll have cats living with dogs and that's the road to anarchy that is.Originally posted by WageSlaveWomen studying mechanics? Office totty concerned with football? It's not normal!
In the meantime, here are a few more brainy chicks for n5gooner, basking in their ever improving A-level results. Judging by the amount of touching going on, you could always imagine they will shortly be off to celebrate in more intimate surroundings. That might help to pass the afternoon.
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Women studying mechanics? Office totty concerned with football? It's not normal!
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Hmmmmmmmmmm studying mechanics..............ooooooooooooohhhh covered in oil.......aaaaahhhhh wrench in hand........whoooooaaaaaaaa bent over engine........excuse me againOriginally posted by Lucifer BoxGooner, it's another long, long year until the next set of A-level results.

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Gooner, it's another long, long year until the next set of A-level results.Originally posted by n5goonermore more more..........
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Try prune juice. Works a treat.Originally posted by The Lone Gunmantulip too late.
HTH
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No stop it, I have to work today....................... tulip too late...................excuse me.Originally posted by n5goonermore more more..........
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