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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    Remember the two downturns under the last Con. government and this one? "The end is nigh!", "We are all doomed!", "Suicide's the only option!"... then, in about 18 months, back on track.
    This time it's different.

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  • Xenophon
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    The government's official statistics on property sales in the UK have been withdrawn from publication because they appear to be wrong.
    Muppets.

    In fact, now when I read a HMRC-related story, the theme to The Muppet Show plays in my head:

    It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs!!!

    It's time to play the music
    It's time to light the lights
    It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

    It's time to put on makeup
    It's time to dress up right
    It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

    Why do we always come here
    I guess we'll never know
    It's like a kind of torture
    To have to watch the show

    And now let's get things started
    Why don't you get things started
    It's time to get things started
    On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
    This is what we call the Muppet Show!

    (Gonzo blows his trumpet)


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  • Alf W
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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7572603.stm

    What house price crash? It seems that HMC&R have been publishing bum statistics. Back to normal next week then!

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  • NetwkSupport
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    ok they probably know more than me on the subject but considering the house crash is fully influenced by the economy how can they predict that it will be back to normal by 2012? are they economists/fortune tellers/or estate agents

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    Remember the two downturns under the last Con. government and this one? "The end is nigh!", "We are all doomed!", "Suicide's the only option!"... then, in about 18 months, back on track.

    *SPAM ALERT*

    Can we have less of this kind of positive talk around here. It lowers the tone.

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Remember the two downturns under the last Con. government and this one? "The end is nigh!", "We are all doomed!", "Suicide's the only option!"... then, in about 18 months, back on track.

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  • Xenophon
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    2012!

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  • moorfield
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    The Real End, Really



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