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Previously on "I'm not on probation any more"

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  • n5gooner
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    thats impressive - what do you take for it then, to stay so urm how can I put this..stay in a due north direction?

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by stackpole
    You guys like a bit of pork sword then.
    I never fence with another man. Zorro's sword never ventures to the south.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Sorry Stackers, but I believe that all our resident females realy are, and stunning to boot.

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  • stackpole
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    You guys like a bit of pork sword then.

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  • Rebecca Loos
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    you guys are sick

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    ....excuse....me....

    ..................................ahhhhhhhhh...... ...................................
    ........................hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... ..............aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................. ............likewise!

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Hello wage, sometimes I cant help myself.

    Is Sandy on holiday?
    Do you think she will show us her "white" bits when she gets back?
    Sandy is on holiday. I hope her bits won't be white when she returns. I have my own fantasy vision of her sunbathing topless and frolicking on a white sand beach clad only in a tiny thong....

    ....excuse....me....

    ..................................ahhhhhhhhh...... ...................................

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Gunman, I thought we agreed with Sandy that we wouldn't mention last month's incident. Lord knows I've apologised enough for the albatross, and what on earth possessed you to bring the rubber footpump?!
    Hello wage, sometimes I cant help myself.

    Is Sandy on holiday?
    Do you think she will show us her "white" bits when she gets back?

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I am but my parole officer says it is probably best if I dont mention it.
    Gunman, I thought we agreed with Sandy that we wouldn't mention last month's incident. Lord knows I've apologised enough for the albatross, and what on earth possessed you to bring the rubber footpump?!

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  • rootsnall
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    > After 18 or so months out of contract, I sort of got the message...

    That sounds a fair enough reason. I get the impression if you've not got in demand skills then getting a permie job isn't the doddle it was a few years back.

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Oh well done ZG

    Does this mean that you will not be suspected when the cleaning ladies/tea boys/HR etc. start to disappear? Yum!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I'm not on probation any more
    I am but my parole officer says it is probably best if I dont mention it.

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  • Rebecca Loos
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    surely a pizza the action in that case

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by rootsnall
    Why did you go permie !?
    I guess he was envious of Franco's lifestyle and wanted a piece of the action.

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  • n5gooner
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    I guess its not easy for dark green things to get jobs! so permie looks a good option - where is it in a freak show ?

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