Reply to: Middle of the road poll

[Xenophon]

Sorry Xeno, spotted the eye-liner on the passenger seat and assumed it was a bird's motor. With commodities soaring and inflation biting you can't blame a chap for making a fast buck...

Git.

[ferret]

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Sorry Xeno, spotted the eye-liner on the passenger seat and assumed it was a bird's motor. With commodities soaring and inflation biting you can't blame a chap for making a fast buck...

[Xenophon]

If a 4 x 4, steal their catalytic converter.

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[ferret]

Is your behaviour in the Highway code then?

No, but in my book their idiocy warrants my actions.

What do you do if see someone parked on double yellows?

If a 4 x 4, steal their catalytic converter. If an expensive looking car I do all the windows, lights, and put a few scratches and dents in it plus a note saying, you were in the wrong and you know it. If a shoddy looking car then I just call the local council and get it towed away.

HTH

[Diver]

There is a blind chap where I live who has a terrific way of dealing with bad parking and obstructing pedestrian crossings and stuff.
He walks into the obstruction and then sets about whacking it and proding it with his large white stick with a ball on the end whilst shouting "what the **** is this in my way". Very amusing.

Get an old car bonnet and stand on the pavement in his way, when he starts whacking it, scream loudly every time he hits it.

Move it about now and then.

Should provide you with hours of amusement

[The Lone Gunman]

If They are obstructing you. get out and walk casually past their car while dragging the tip of a screwdriver through their paintwork.
I have done this several times in the past, and it always releases tension and makes me feel a lot better.

HTH

There is a blind chap where I live who has a terrific way of dealing with bad parking and obstructing pedestrian crossings and stuff.
He walks into the obstruction and then sets about whacking it and proding it with his large white stick with a ball on the end whilst shouting "what the **** is this in my way". Very amusing.

[The Lone Gunman]

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Last night I heard your mama singing this song..................



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[Diver]

unfortunately you only see the car, very rare to see the person as well.

If They are obstructing you. get out and walk casually past their car while dragging the tip of a screwdriver through their paintwork.
I have done this several times in the past, and it always releases tension and makes me feel a lot better.

HTH

[Spacecadet]

Is your behaviour in the Highway code then?

What do you do if see someone parked on double yellows?

unfortunately you only see the car, very rare to see the person as well.

[Diver]

Is your behaviour in the Highway code then?

What do you do if see someone parked on double yellows?

Park behind them

[DimPrawn]

No highway code for the pavement.

Is your behaviour in the Highway code then?

What do you do if see someone parked on double yellows?

[ferret]

Do you behave like that out of the car, if say someone is walking down the path a bit slower than you would like?

What strange people.

No highway code for the pavement.

[Diver]

Do you behave like that out of the car, if say someone is walking down the path a bit slower than you would like?

What strange people.

I just shoulder past them

[DimPrawn]

Where is the "get as close behind them as possible, flash lights and gesticulate wildly. If they pull over burn past them while sounding horn and flicking the v while mouthing 'winker'. If they don't pull over then over take in lane 3 then pull in front of them, give universal sign of the winker so they clearly see and slow down to slower than them so they can see what annoyed you." option?

Mrs ferret now groans if she sees someone in front of us hogging the middle lane, she knows the score

Do you behave like that out of the car, if say someone is walking down the path a bit slower than you would like?

What strange people.

[ferret]

Where is the "get as close behind them as possible, flash lights and gesticulate wildly. If they pull over burn past them while sounding horn and flicking the v while mouthing 'winker'. If they don't pull over then over take in lane 3 then pull in front of them, give universal sign of the winker so they clearly see and slow down to slower than them so they can see what annoyed you." option?

Mrs ferret now groans if she sees someone in front of us hogging the middle lane, she knows the score