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Provided there are no yellow lines etc, what law prevents anyone parking their cars where they like in your overcrowded and ficticious road?
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostOne of my other neighbours sick of mafia cars and vans outside their house asked mafia people to move one of their cars.
I was minding my own business on my works laptop in the kitchen when I heard the shouting. Peeked outside, this mafia wench was shouting at a house with the owner inside, waffling about paying car tax as a right to park anywhere, and complaining about the neighbour having 3 cars. (Rich as the mafia mob still do not have their drive built, and also have at least 6 cars and vans littering the area!)
I just stood and watched at the spectacle. Chav reply (in gypsy Manchester ug type reply) was asking if I was able to make my own entertainment, after I gave her a round of applause.
My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.
Not slept with a horses head before – dreading tonight……..
after she saw me cowwering behind my focus.
My Response? I wet myself and apologised before slinking back into the house a gibbering wreck.
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I can imagine her shock. She probably thought you were a girlie, and therefore got the shock of her lifeOriginally posted by Wilmslow View Post
My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.
Stay where you are. We will be there asap
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More parking wars…..
One of my other neighbours sick of mafia cars and vans outside their house asked mafia people to move one of their cars.
I was minding my own business on my works laptop in the kitchen when I heard the shouting. Peeked outside, this mafia wench was shouting at a house with the owner inside, waffling about paying car tax as a right to park anywhere, and complaining about the neighbour having 3 cars. (Rich as the mafia mob still do not have their drive built, and also have at least 6 cars and vans littering the area!)
I just stood and watched at the spectacle. Chav reply (in gypsy Manchester ug type reply) was asking if I was able to make my own entertainment, after I gave her a round of applause.
My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.
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