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Previously on "More parking wars….."

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  • DiscoStu
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    Yawn...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


    Wilmslow, you cannot be real.
    WHS

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Provided there are no yellow lines etc, what law prevents anyone parking their cars where they like in your overcrowded and ficticious road?

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    One of my other neighbours sick of mafia cars and vans outside their house asked mafia people to move one of their cars.

    I was minding my own business on my works laptop in the kitchen when I heard the shouting. Peeked outside, this mafia wench was shouting at a house with the owner inside, waffling about paying car tax as a right to park anywhere, and complaining about the neighbour having 3 cars. (Rich as the mafia mob still do not have their drive built, and also have at least 6 cars and vans littering the area!)

    I just stood and watched at the spectacle. Chav reply (in gypsy Manchester ug type reply) was asking if I was able to make my own entertainment, after I gave her a round of applause.

    My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.

    Not slept with a horses head before – dreading tonight……..

    after she saw me cowwering behind my focus.

    My Response? I wet myself and apologised before slinking back into the house a gibbering wreck.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.

    ……..
    I can imagine her shock. She probably thought you were a girlie, and therefore got the shock of her life



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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.
    Stay where you are. We will be there asap

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area.


    Wilmslow, you cannot be real.

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic More parking wars…..

    More parking wars…..

    One of my other neighbours sick of mafia cars and vans outside their house asked mafia people to move one of their cars.

    I was minding my own business on my works laptop in the kitchen when I heard the shouting. Peeked outside, this mafia wench was shouting at a house with the owner inside, waffling about paying car tax as a right to park anywhere, and complaining about the neighbour having 3 cars. (Rich as the mafia mob still do not have their drive built, and also have at least 6 cars and vans littering the area!)

    I just stood and watched at the spectacle. Chav reply (in gypsy Manchester ug type reply) was asking if I was able to make my own entertainment, after I gave her a round of applause.

    My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.

    Not slept with a horses head before – dreading tonight……..

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