More parking wars…..

[DiscoStu]

Yawn...

[BrilloPad]

Wilmslow, you cannot be real.

WHS

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Provided there are no yellow lines etc, what law prevents anyone parking their cars where they like in your overcrowded and ficticious road?

[blacjac]

One of my other neighbours sick of mafia cars and vans outside their house asked mafia people to move one of their cars.

I was minding my own business on my works laptop in the kitchen when I heard the shouting. Peeked outside, this mafia wench was shouting at a house with the owner inside, waffling about paying car tax as a right to park anywhere, and complaining about the neighbour having 3 cars. (Rich as the mafia mob still do not have their drive built, and also have at least 6 cars and vans littering the area!)

I just stood and watched at the spectacle. Chav reply (in gypsy Manchester ug type reply) was asking if I was able to make my own entertainment, after I gave her a round of applause.

My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.
Not slept with a horses head before – dreading tonight……..

after she saw me cowwering behind my focus.

My Response? I wet myself and apologised before slinking back into the house a gibbering wreck.

[EternalOptimist]

My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.

……..

I can imagine her shock. She probably thought you were a girlie, and therefore got the shock of her life

[oracleslave]

My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.

Stay where you are. We will be there asap

[Xenophon]

My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area.

Wilmslow, you cannot be real.

[Wilmslow]

One of my other neighbours sick of mafia cars and vans outside their house asked mafia people to move one of their cars.

I was minding my own business on my works laptop in the kitchen when I heard the shouting. Peeked outside, this mafia wench was shouting at a house with the owner inside, waffling about paying car tax as a right to park anywhere, and complaining about the neighbour having 3 cars. (Rich as the mafia mob still do not have their drive built, and also have at least 6 cars and vans littering the area!)

I just stood and watched at the spectacle. Chav reply (in gypsy Manchester ug type reply) was asking if I was able to make my own entertainment, after I gave her a round of applause.

My response? ‘Of course, I am a man’ and rubbed my groin area. That got her bolting in the house.

Not slept with a horses head before – dreading tonight……..