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ThomasSoerensen replied

13 August 2008, 10:02
Originally posted by Diver View Post

He emailed me back.

"As your duly elected president, I will have the armed forces pop a cap in your ass"

Signed: George W Bush -President of the United states of America & Britain.

Good to know that he responds to emails promptly.

The plan of charges at fault lines sounds good. Please proceed.
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Diver replied

13 August 2008, 09:52
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

OK, I agree.

Now, will you please send an email to George War Bush letting him know of the immediate shut down, thanks.

He emailed me back.

"As your duly elected president, I will have the armed forces pop a cap in your ass"

Signed: George W Bush -President of the United states of America & Britain.
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AZZIK replied

13 August 2008, 09:48
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

I think part of the reason that she won was due to the fact she is at least half pig, if not more.....

She does look like a Fat Hog/***....
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realityhack replied

13 August 2008, 09:46
I think the USA's signal/noise ratio has stepped out of balance, and I propose that we fund a team of highly skilled demolition experts to place charges at the borders and along fault lines to sink the entire country.

Then we can get some peace and quiet.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

13 August 2008, 08:04
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I think we should give it back to the Native Americans.

OK, I agree.

Now, will you please send an email to George War Bush letting him know of the immediate shut down, thanks.
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Diver replied

13 August 2008, 08:02
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

I think the experiment/project called United States of America has run it's course and proved not contributing to society in a significantly useful way.

It should therefore be shut down immediately.

I expect you all to agree.

I think we should give it back to the Native Americans.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

13 August 2008, 07:59
I think the experiment/project called United States of America has run it's course and proved not contributing to society in a significantly useful way.

It should therefore be shut down immediately.

I expect you all to agree.
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Diver replied

13 August 2008, 07:33
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Totally bonkers (And a little scary).

Imagine the pride if you could stand at her side; and introduce her "This is my wife, Champion Hog Caller" WoW!

Doesn't the very thought send thrill shivers running up your spine?
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realityhack replied

13 August 2008, 07:27
Totally bonkers (And a little scary).
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Diver replied

13 August 2008, 07:21
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Always liked that film, Deliverance
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Board Game Geek replied

13 August 2008, 07:18
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Diver replied

13 August 2008, 06:58
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Careful lest you become that which you abhor

Who said I abhor it?

She is Cute
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Board Game Geek replied

13 August 2008, 06:56
It's addictive! I just have to keep going back for another look

Careful lest you become that which you abhor
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Diver replied

13 August 2008, 06:52
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Where can I claim trauma damages ?

It's addictive! I just have to keep going back for another look
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Board Game Geek replied

13 August 2008, 06:46
Where can I claim trauma damages ?
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