Reply to: To those who don't believe AGW is real

[Diver]

http://www.webcommentary.com/rwcohen.htm

Oh dear guru, watch out here comes some heresy!

Then again I guess this guy is being paid off by big oil money or maybe he is nothing more than a humanities teacher

No doubt you will cling to the last paragraph like a fat chick to a smarty!

Mailman

cognitive dissonance says it all really

[Mailman]

http://www.webcommentary.com/rwcohen.htm

Oh dear guru, watch out here comes some heresy!

Then again I guess this guy is being paid off by big oil money or maybe he is nothing more than a humanities teacher

No doubt you will cling to the last paragraph like a fat chick to a smarty!

Mailman

[Diver]

Kittens hate water.

Especially when it's boiling

[Addanc]

Right off to a meeting.
Gibber and prance around amongst yourselves. I'll be back to clean up the faeces later.

The tea-boy at Northern Rock has got to get a brew on. Still not presented any evidence for man made global warming?

[EternalOptimist]

Once found water everywhere as a result of one of our kittens falling in the bath and then walking round the house.

There you go. Dagnabbit. Why would a kitten fall into the bath ?? Kittens hate water. The answer is so clear to me now.
praise the Lord.

The kitten was suffering from heat stroke , brought on by the massive incease in Global temperatures of nearly just over 0 degrees.

and that's 0 degrees change in centigrades, not that farenheight rubbish

[BrilloPad]

At last I have seen the evidence with mine own eyes. On sunday morning the grandkids woke me up to tell me that the bathroom was flooded. I asked them who left the taps running and they said 'not me grandad'.

The only explanation is that a sudden blip in global warming had caused a surge in thermal expansion, which , in turn led to the water in the sink overflowing.

If thats's not proof of AGW then I'll eat my hat

Once found water everywhere as a result of one of our kittens falling in the bath and then walking round the house.

[EternalOptimist]

At last I have seen the evidence with mine own eyes. On sunday morning the grandkids woke me up to tell me that the bathroom was flooded. I asked them who left the taps running and they said 'not me grandad'.

The only explanation is that a sudden blip in global warming had caused a surge in thermal expansion, which , in turn led to the water in the sink overflowing.

If thats's not proof of AGW then I'll eat my hat

[DimPrawn]

If this global warming thing gets any worse we will all drown!

hows that flat earth coming along guru?

Mailman

Just because the climate hasn't changed doesn't mean Climate Change isn't happening. It's just random noise masking the rises we're not having.

[Mailman]

If this global warming thing gets any worse we will all drown!

hows that flat earth coming along guru?

Mailman

[TimberWolf]

Compulsory. sterilization for the upper classes

Oh! & chavs

Start with climate scientists who would set a good example through voluntary abstinence, but probably want to bang out kids like everyone else. Global warming be damned

[Diver]

I agree. But you may as well paint your bum green for all the difference the "Stop having kids" message will ever make.

Compulsory. sterilization for the upper classes

Oh! & chavs

[Bob Dalek]

What gets me is that the root cause of global warming barely gets a look-in. Population. Rather than actioning plans to curb population size and growth (through breeding reductions rather than using the old fashion war method) the political (and AGW followers AFAIK) message is to talk about implementing inconsequential reductions in energy usage with stuff like low energy light bulbs and not leaving things on standby. And we continue to import people by the millions. By coincidence though these reductions will be just enough to avert the affects of global warming, I gather. It's a charade. Not having one child would do more to reduce CO2 emissions than anything any single person could do in a lifetime, especially if that child has children, etc. Let's be honest, whether global warming is real or not (it is in my opinion) it has also been hihjacked by others for other (possibly well intended) purposes.

I agree. But you may as well paint your bum green for all the difference the "Stop having kids" message will ever make.

[TimberWolf]

What gets me is that the root cause of global warming barely gets a look-in. Population. Rather than actioning plans to curb population size and growth (through breeding reductions rather than using the old fashion war method) the political (and AGW followers AFAIK) message is to talk about implementing inconsequential reductions in energy usage with stuff like low energy light bulbs and not leaving things on standby. And we continue to import people by the millions. By coincidence though these reductions will be just enough to avert the affects of global warming, I gather. It's a charade. Not having one child would do more to reduce CO2 emissions than anything any single person could do in a lifetime, especially if that child has children, etc. Let's be honest, whether global warming is real or not (it is in my opinion) it has also been hihjacked by others for other (possibly well intended) purposes.

[Bob Dalek]

I would have thought that "trashy stats" would more likely lead to withdrawal of funding and loss of professional reputation, eh?
You're really a few stories short of the whole building, aren't you?

Storeys

[Bob Dalek]

I would have thought that "trashy stats" would more likely lead to withdrawal of funding and loss of professional reputation, eh?
You're really a few stories short of the whole building, aren't you?

I KNEW it!!! You are a fantasist! The world is awash with under-funded departments, and it's hardly novel to hear of them boosting funds with any old rubbish masquerading as research. Especially if 100% in-line with the Big Boys. And double especially if the stats are a Pick 'n' Mix affair like AGW's are.