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[TimberWolf]

I dont think I have ever disliked a politician more than I dislike Brown, and I am not even British.
I blame IR35, every time I see bad news for Brown I just chortle and hope he chokes on his cornflakes.

Actually I dislike Brown less now than when he was Chancellor, but Blair continues to give me the shudders. Since Brown is a marked man he can do unpopular things that need doing and seems to be doing just that on such things as nuclear and renewables. I expect he will screw it up by using old technology though. I've never and likely would never vote socialist, but I think I'd prefer him to another Blair in the shape of Cameron. I just won't vote next general election again.

[tay]

I dont think I have ever disliked a politician more than I dislike Brown, and I am not even British.
I blame IR35, every time I see bad news for Brown I just chortle and hope he chokes on his cornflakes.

[oracleslave]

[expat]

[scooterscot]

Gordon Brown flies into Washington, still an unknown quantity to most people in the U.S. despite his bizarre appearance on American Idol recently.
In advance of the trip, profiles of the Prime Minister have been appearing in the U.S.
This column tuned in by satellite to Eye-Witness News, Palm Beach, for a preview of the visit:

'Good morning America, how are you? This is your favourite son, Chad Hanging, reporting.
The President of Englandland, Norman Brown, is arriving in our nation's capital this afternoon to meet with President Bush.
But just who is this guy? Let's cross to our special correspondent Brit Limey.'

Hey, Chad. As you can see, I'm standing in the world-famous Trafalgar Circus, with the House of Fayed directly behind me.

So what can you tell us about Norman Brown?

Well, Chad, he has been President for some nine months now. He used to be Chancellor.

What, you mean he's, like, German?

No, that's what they call their Treasury Secretary over here.

And is he a Conservative, like President Tony Blair?

No, Chad. He's Labour. President Blair wasn't a Conservative, either. He only pretended to be.

So how did Brown get the job?

He just kept shouting at President Blair until he stood down.

But he won an election, right?

No, Chad , there wasn't an election. He did think about calling one, but decided against it because he was frightened he might lose.

How can you change Presidents without having an election? I mean, it's not like President Blair was assassinated.

That's just the way it works in Englandland. The leader of the party with the most seats in the House of Lords gets to be President.

So Norman Brown was elected leader of the Labour Party?

Negative again Chad, he did raise money and have a leadership campaign, but no one stood against him.

What, nobody? No primaries, no general election, nothing?

That’s affirmative, Chad.

Let me get this straight. His party hasn't elected him, the country hasn't elected him, yet he still gets to be President. Sounds like a tinpot Commie dictatorship to me.

You could say that Chad. Norman Brown doesn't really like anyone being given the chance to vote on anything.

Someone must have voted for him, some time.

Oh, yes. He was elected to the House of Lords by his constituents in Scotlandland.

He's Scoddish, then?

That's a big Ten-Four, Chad.

So is he President of Scotlandland, too?

No, that's a guy called Alan Salmon.

Hang on, if Brown's from Scotlandland, how can he be President of Englandland?

That's just the way it goes in this crazy country, Chad . Brown can make laws for Englandland, but not for his own people in Scotlandland.
Not that it matters much because Brown has signed away most of Englandland's lawmaking powers to unelected European bureaucrats in Brussels, Belgiumland.

That would be like stripping Congress of the power to make laws in America and handing it over to Mexico!!

I guess so.

How in the Hell did the people of Englandland vote for that.

They didn't. Brown wouldn't let them, even though it was a solemn promise in his party's manifesto the last time people were allowed to vote.

Couldn't the Supreme Court have stopped him?

Not really. The Supreme Court of Englandland is now in Strasbourg, you know, where the geese come from.

Isn't there any opposition?

There's a guy called Boris.

Sounds Russian.

I wouldn't be surprised, Chad. There are millions of Eastern Europeans living here now, mainly in Peterburl.
Englandland has seen mass immigration over the past ten years, but no one voted for that, either.

What in the name of Ulysses S. Grant is going on over there, Brit?
We're talking about the country which gave us Magna Carta, saw off the Armada, stood alone against Hitler and invented parliamentary democracy.
How does Norman Brown get away with it?
He must be one popular guy.

Far from it Chad. According to the latest opinion polls, he's the most unpopular President ever. His approval ratings are even worse than George Dubya Bush.
There's talk about him having to stand down soon. He's already promised the job to some guy who works for him - name of Balls.

Say again, Brit, you're breaking up.

Balls.

You're damn right there, buddy.