10 little contractors

[AlfredJPruffock]

Once upon a time there was a certain ten contractors whom were paid five peanuts in the morning then five peanuts in the evening .

However one day, their Agent told them that they were now to be paid six peanuts in the morning then four peanuts in the evening.

The contractors grew very cross at this, and started to screech.

Upon hearing this the Agent offered the rather cross contractors four peanuts in the morning , one peanut at noon then five peanuts in the evening.

Upon hearing this the contractors were once again happy and went back to making merry clicking noises upon their keyboards.

[Flubster]

What did it taste like?

A question like this is an indicator that you are bi-curious. Allegedly.

[original PM]

Bleach, but you are coming (ho ho ho) at this wrong - that isn't what I meant.

I meant we have all tried to get our members in our mouths.



I'm not on about tasting your own bollockyoghurt. That will be another post. Probably.

pr*ck tease

you surely gotta go the whole hog.

not that I have tried obviously

[Xenophon]

What did it taste like?

Bleach, but you are coming (ho ho ho) at this wrong - that isn't what I meant.

I meant we have all tried to get our members in our mouths.



I'm not on about tasting your own bollockyoghurt. That will be another post. Probably.

[BrilloPad]

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

What did it taste like?

[AZZIK]

Ten little contractors went out to dine;
Xenophon choked his big self and then there were Nine.

Nine little contractors sat up very late;
oracleslave overslept and then there were Eight.

Eight little contractors traveling in Devon;
DimPrawn said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little contractors chopping up sticks;
Diver chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little contractors playing with a hive;
tay stung one and then there were Five.

Five little contractors going in for law;
TheLoneGunman got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little contractors going out to sea;
sasguru swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little contractors walking in the zoo;
Bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little contractors were out in the sun;
cailin maith got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little contractor left all alone;
zeitghost went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

Malvolio???

[Diver]

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

Yech!!!!

[TheBigYinJames]

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

I've never been flexible enough to try.

[Xenophon]

Entirely conceivable that he swallowed himself though...

I tried that once (haven't we all, lads?).

[Flubster]

Four little contractors going out to sea;
sasguru swallowed one and then there were Three.

From a logic point of view, sasguru would be one of the last three so should appear in the last 3 statement. Entirely conceivable that he swallowed himself though...

[Xenophon]

Ten little contractors went out to dine;
Xenophon choked his big self and then there were Nine.

Nine little contractors sat up very late;
oracleslave overslept and then there were Eight.

Eight little contractors traveling in Devon;
DimPrawn said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little contractors chopping up sticks;
Diver chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little contractors playing with a hive;
tay stung one and then there were Five.

Five little contractors going in for law;
TheLoneGunman got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little contractors going out to sea;
sasguru swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little contractors walking in the zoo;
Bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little contractors were out in the sun;
cailin maith got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little contractor left all alone;
zeitghost went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

[Francko]

For the sake of the rhymes....

Ten little contractors went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were Nine.

Nine little contractors sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were Eight.

Eight little contractors traveling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were Seven.

Seven little contractors chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little contractors playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were Five.

Five little contractors going in for law;
One got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little contractors going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little contractors walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little contractors were out in the sun;
One got all frizzled up and then there was one.
One little contractor left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.