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Previously on "I want to believe ...."

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    replied
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Now ask them where the hell Elvis is?
    He just went home.

    The dolphins and the bees will be next.

    Leave a comment:


  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Incoming message from Arcturus .......

    00000000000000010000001000000011000001000000010100 0001100000
    01110000100000001001000010100000101100001100000011 0100001110
    00001111000100000001000100010010000100110001010000 0101010001
    01100001011100011000000110010001101000011011000111 0000011101
    00011110000111110010000000100001001000100010001100 1001000010
    01010010011000100111001010000010100100101010001010 1100101100
    00101101001011100010111100110000001100010011001000 1100110011
    01000011010100110110001101110011100000111001001110 1000111011
    00111100001111010011111000111111010000000100000101 0000100100
    00110100010001000101010001100100011101001000010010 0101001010
    01001011010011000100110101001110010011110101000001 0100010101
    00100101001101010100010101010101011001010111010110 0001011001
    01011010010110110101110001011101010111100101111101 1000000110
    00010110001001100011011001000110010101100110011001 1101101000
    01101001011010100110101101101100011011010110111001 1011110111
    00000111000101110010011100110111010001110101011101 1001110111
    01111000011110010111101001111011011111000111110101 1111100111
    11110000000000000001000000100000001100000100000001 0100000110

    .........
    Great! so they know how to count & they know the English alphabet.
    Now ask them where the hell Elvis is?

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Incoming message from Arcturus .......

    00000000000000010000001000000011000001000000010100 0001100000
    01110000100000001001000010100000101100001100000011 0100001110
    00001111000100000001000100010010000100110001010000 0101010001
    01100001011100011000000110010001101000011011000111 0000011101
    00011110000111110010000000100001001000100010001100 1001000010
    01010010011000100111001010000010100100101010001010 1100101100
    00101101001011100010111100110000001100010011001000 1100110011
    01000011010100110110001101110011100000111001001110 1000111011
    00111100001111010011111000111111010000000100000101 0000100100
    00110100010001000101010001100100011101001000010010 0101001010
    01001011010011000100110101001110010011110101000001 0100010101
    00100101001101010100010101010101011001010111010110 0001011001
    01011010010110110101110001011101010111100101111101 1000000110
    00010110001001100011011001000110010101100110011001 1101101000
    01101001011010100110101101101100011011010110111001 1011110111
    00000111000101110010011100110111010001110101011101 1001110111
    01111000011110010111101001111011011111000111110101 1111100111
    11110000000000000001000000100000001100000100000001 0100000110

    .........
    No thanks mate, I prefer girls.

    HTH.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    replied
    Incoming message from Arcturus .......

    00000000000000010000001000000011000001000000010100 0001100000
    01110000100000001001000010100000101100001100000011 0100001110
    00001111000100000001000100010010000100110001010000 0101010001
    01100001011100011000000110010001101000011011000111 0000011101
    00011110000111110010000000100001001000100010001100 1001000010
    01010010011000100111001010000010100100101010001010 1100101100
    00101101001011100010111100110000001100010011001000 1100110011
    01000011010100110110001101110011100000111001001110 1000111011
    00111100001111010011111000111111010000000100000101 0000100100
    00110100010001000101010001100100011101001000010010 0101001010
    01001011010011000100110101001110010011110101000001 0100010101
    00100101001101010100010101010101011001010111010110 0001011001
    01011010010110110101110001011101010111100101111101 1000000110
    00010110001001100011011001000110010101100110011001 1101101000
    01101001011010100110101101101100011011010110111001 1011110111
    00000111000101110010011100110111010001110101011101 1001110111
    01111000011110010111101001111011011111000111110101 1111100111
    11110000000000000001000000100000001100000100000001 0100000110

    .........

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    ( 1 + i ) ^ n


    HTH

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    started a topic I want to believe ....

    I want to believe ....

    Well, this one certainly does: Aliens exist, but NASA covers them up says astronaut - Telegraph

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