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WageSlave replied

18 August 2005, 08:11
Originally posted by Miserable old man

Married at your age?

Yup, the Home Office insist on it
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Miserable old man replied

17 August 2005, 17:32
Married at your age?
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WageSlave replied

17 August 2005, 14:54
Originally posted by Miserable old man

Wageslave you are in grave need of a girlfriend!

I agree, but unfortunately my wife isn't open to the idea
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Miserable old man replied

17 August 2005, 14:53
Wageslave you are in grave need of a girlfriend!
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WageSlave replied

17 August 2005, 14:40
Originally posted by Churchill

You should've gone to specsavers mate!

She also reminds me of Nigel Clough...which is freaky. I don't want to think about Nigel Clough while the bishop's giving a sermon.
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Churchill replied

17 August 2005, 14:37
Originally posted by WageSlave

Sorry, but every time I see Nigella I think of her father. Which is no good if you're trying to wink at God. She's a mini-me.

You should've gone to specsavers mate!
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WageSlave replied

17 August 2005, 14:37
Originally posted by Churchill

Nigella Lawson... I wouldn't mind humping her leg.... Oh....Yessss!

Sorry, but every time I see Nigella I think of her father. Which is no good if you're trying to wink at God. She's a mini-me.
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Churchill replied

17 August 2005, 14:35
Nigella Lawson... I wouldn't mind humping her leg.... Oh....Yessss!
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WageSlave replied

17 August 2005, 14:10
Originally posted by Miserable old man

And are old enough to be your gran you dirty fooker

I prefer to think of them as more experienced. Besides, the wonders of DVD technology means they are forever captured in the full bloom of youth. And the freeze-frame feature comes in handy.

Hmmm...think I need to go and touch myself now...
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Miserable old man replied

17 August 2005, 14:05
Originally posted by WageSlave

Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter definitely deserve stars. They have both given me countless hours of pleasure

And are old enough to be your gran you dirty fooker
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Churchill replied

17 August 2005, 14:00
Originally posted by WageSlave

Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter definitely deserve stars. They have both given me countless hours of pleasure

Oh Dear...
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WageSlave replied

17 August 2005, 13:56
Helen Mirren and Jenny Agutter definitely deserve stars. They have both given me countless hours of pleasure
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Miserable old man replied

17 August 2005, 13:01
I can't believe Victor Meldrew isn't included

Bloody Lefty tree eating Labour Lesbians
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BoredBloke replied

17 August 2005, 12:55
Going back through our history, why do Ant and Dec deserve a star but say the beatles do not. Why does Ricky Gervais get one when Morcambe and Wise do not. Who decided which people to put on this list.

I mean ant and bloody dec! Why not go the whole hog and put Davina on there as well.
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Pop replied

17 August 2005, 12:34
Originally posted by Churchill

Yelp!

BTW, edit your location...

Is you calling pop a mary queen?! Why do you do this to me? Huh? Why? Why you break pop's heart? Pop he just wanna give you dirty books.
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