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Marvellous. Good job well done me 'ol mukka. Was there much left to bayonet afterwards?
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Miles better EO... at least with your posts I read from start to finish.
Can't say the same for Wilmslow's
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You live in Wilmslow as well? The police of Wilmslow must have been busy - at least 2 calls last night.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostStrange happenings in Wilmslow last night. The police came round. Apparently my neighbour, who is of Italian extraction, is a low level drugs dealer. Some competion has moved into the area so he came up with a brain wave.
He bought a stash of coke from the competition, then rang the police to report a drug dealer, but the police came round to nab HIM instead for possession.
The first I knew was a loud bang which turned out to be the first of a set of stun grenades. The SWAT team then told me to take cover as they fired a bazooka through the upstairs window. 'SH 1 T we are undermanned for this op' so they asked me to some body armour on and cover them with an AK47. I fired off a few hundred rounds of tracer into the house to keep his head down,and then the Apache helicopter turned up. A few hellfire missiles later and it was all over.
That'll teach him to park on my patch

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Last night the police came round
Strange happenings in Wilmslow last night. The police came round. Apparently my neighbour, who is of Italian extraction, is a low level drugs dealer. Some competion has moved into the area so he came up with a brain wave.
He bought a stash of coke from the competition, then rang the police to report a drug dealer, but the police came round to nab HIM instead for possession.
The first I knew was a loud bang which turned out to be the first of a set of stun grenades. The SWAT team then told me to take cover as they fired a bazooka through the upstairs window. 'SH 1 T we are undermanned for this op' so they asked me to some body armour on and cover them with an AK47. I fired off a few hundred rounds of tracer into the house to keep his head down,and then the Apache helicopter turned up. A few hellfire missiles later and it was all over.
That'll teach him to park on my patch
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