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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by threaded
    What happens if you give them £2?
    What part of "You have £1" didn't you understand?

    To answer your question Threaded, your company goes bust and gets dissolved for not submitting accounts and you have to move to Denmark.

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  • threaded
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    What happens if you give them £2?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    and I answered your perfectly reasonable answer with attempt to make £90. seems fair to me.
    OK, you have £1, in a sudden act of charity you donate it to your local dog's home. How many pounds do you now have?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    and I answered your perfectly reasonable answer with attempt to make £90. seems fair to me.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    ok dickwit
    I will give you £10 if you give me £100
    What the feck is wrong with you? You asked a question, I gave you a perfectly reasonable answer.

    Try pulling your head out of your arse.

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  • threaded
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    EternalOptimist: Which is why on cheques one has to write the number out longhand rather than just write a number.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    ok dickwit
    I will give you £10 if you give me £100

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    try isnumeric(0) in vba and it returns true

    therefore its a number

    0 is something that represents nothing! It may be numeric, but is it a number? If so, of what?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Is 0 a number

    try isnumeric(0) in vba and it returns true

    therefore its a number

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Is 0 a number?
    Not according to some civilisations...

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  • threaded
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    Is 0 a number?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Churchill

    you are missing the point

    we all know that a fly can stop a car, using your proof. But the same fly could stop a moped, or a container truck, depending on what it gets hit by.
    The fly would stop the vehicle in exactly the same way , therefore because the mass of the vehicle varies the mass of the fly must vary upon impact.
    This is also a neat proof of Einsteins theory that gf mass is dependant upon beer.
    The same principle applies to something else as well, I think

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  • GiGo
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    Originally posted by threaded
    I prefer: e^(i pi) = -1
    But -1 = 0 - 1 so it is not a fundamental number

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Churchill: Gauss said that if it is not immediately obvious, then you'll never make it as a mathematician...

    Or something like that, in German or Latin.
    Threaded, I was taking the piss!

    Did you ever get picked on at school for being so "special"?

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  • threaded
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    Churchill: Gauss said that if it is not immediately obvious, then you'll never make it as a mathematician...

    Or something like that, in German or Latin.

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