The Hazards of Drink

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Diver replied

22 July 2008, 21:26
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

/slap

It would actually be nice if men did sit down while urinating - at least then they would get it in the bowl

Who wants to sit on all those urine splashes
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Halo Jones replied

22 July 2008, 20:50
Originally posted by Diver View Post

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

/slap

It would actually be nice if men did sit down while urinating - at least then they would get it in the bowl
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Churchill replied

22 July 2008, 07:51
Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post

Even if it's not true, it's still a fantastic way to start a fight in a pub!

Who said the Scots didn't have a sense of humour?

Originally posted by Diver

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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TheBigYinJames replied

22 July 2008, 07:42
Originally posted by Diver View Post

The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

Even if it's not true, it's still a fantastic way to start a fight in a pub!
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Diver started a topic The Hazards of Drink

22 July 2008, 07:40
The Hazards of Drink

There's Trouble Brewing Guys.

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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