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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Sandwiches for tea?!!

    Ah did you not think to buy him a toastie machine? Corned beef (and bean) toasties are lovely....not as nice as hot dog toasties though, as you all should know by now.
    You are a sick and crazy individual

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Sandwiches for tea?!!

    Ah did you not think to buy him a toastie machine? Corned beef (and bean) toasties are lovely....not as nice as hot dog toasties though, as you all should know by now.

    One of those infernal machines killed my daughters pet rabbit

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Sandwiches for tea?!!

    Ah did you not think to buy him a toastie machine? Corned beef (and bean) toasties are lovely....not as nice as hot dog toasties though, as you all should know by now.
    He wouldn't have used it. He was a bit odd. He resprayed his pushbike in the kitchen!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I shared a house with a guy who had corned beef sandwiches for his tea every day.
    Sandwiches for tea?!!

    Ah did you not think to buy him a toastie machine? Corned beef (and bean) toasties are lovely....not as nice as hot dog toasties though, as you all should know by now.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    This guy brings a chicken breast in with him every single day. He goes accross the road to buy the same bag lettuce every single day.
    Comes back, cuts his chicken breast up using his knife and form (all the time scratching them against each other ) EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!

    Then he eats a pot of yoghurt in pretty much one go without breathing.

    Then in an hour he'll get his nuts out (peanuts that is).


    I just dont understand how someone can have exactly the same routine!! I can only imagine how exciting his wife's sex life must be...
    I shared a house with a guy who had corned beef sandwiches for his tea every day.

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  • chicane
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I just dont understand how someone can have exactly the same routine!! I can only imagine how exciting his wife's sex life must be...
    I don't think it's very fair to judge the postman like that.

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  • ace00
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    Eating at the desk should be banned under health & safety regulations (IMO). Just take a 2 hour break - anoyance avoided and return refreshed.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Huh?

    I've just had to listen to the bozo opposite me eating a packet of Quavers with his mouth open.

    I hate noisy eaters!
    Eh? Wassat? I can't hear you over the noise of my crunching this large apple. I've got a din in my head like a troop of boy scouts marching across Brighton beach.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Huh?

    I've just had to listen to the bozo opposite me eating a packet of Quavers with his mouth open.

    I hate noisy eaters!
    This guy brings a chicken breast in with him every single day. He goes accross the road to buy the same bag lettuce every single day.
    Comes back, cuts his chicken breast up using his knife and form (all the time scratching them against each other ) EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!

    Then he eats a pot of yoghurt in pretty much one go without breathing.

    Then in an hour he'll get his nuts out (peanuts that is).


    I just dont understand how someone can have exactly the same routine!! I can only imagine how exciting his wife's sex life must be...

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Oh frolicking hell, here we go with the tulipping knife and fork again

    What a noddy this tit is.
    Huh?

    I've just had to listen to the bozo opposite me eating a packet of Quavers with his mouth open.

    I hate noisy eaters!

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  • SallyAnne
    started a topic Lunch..

    Lunch..

    Oh frolicking hell, here we go with the tulipping knife and fork again

    What a noddy this tit is.

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