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Previously on "There are samosas in the upstairs kitchen..."

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Funnily enough, I do feel a little Tom. I ate 5!
    At least they were kosher.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    You sick bastard!
    Funnily enough, I do feel a little Tom. I ate 5!

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    Was Max Mosely there?
    He's hiding behind the water cooler.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    It's not a problem because we've eaten them all.
    You sick bastard!

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    It's not a problem because we've eaten them all.
    Was Max Mosely there?

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Are samosas a euphemism for jews and kitchen a euphemism for attic by any chance?

    If so, that's bang out of order in this day and age! Reported.
    It's not a problem because we've eaten them all.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Are samosas a euphemism for jews and kitchen a euphemism for attic by any chance?

    If so, that's bang out of order in this day and age! Reported.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Onion barghee or bindi barghee?

    The onion ones are ok, the bindi ones are like eating sticks.

    If you read my posts Lizard-Boy, you'd see they're of the onion variety. What is a bindi bhargee anyway? Is it a small red spot on your forehead that you can eat?

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    do you know elrond?
    The queen of this particular Rivendell is called Esther. And she rules with a rod of iron. Her daughter is the charming Princess Felicity.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I tell you, living in Rivendell can be VERY confusing.
    do you know elrond?

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  • Archangel
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    Thanks, but I'm on a diet.

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  • Ollie
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Here you go. Want a bharji as well?
    Yeah, Why not!

    Cheers dude

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Ollie View Post
    I can't reach. Could you pass one over?
    Here you go. Want a bharji as well?

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  • Ollie
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    I can't reach. Could you pass one over?

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    ok, so you have an upstairs kitchen and you have sent it out to work? did it take the samosas with it?
    Most of them. I've put a few in the fridge which is also in the upstairs kitchen, so I can take them to my home which isn't my home.

    I tell you, living in Rivendell can be VERY confusing.

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