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Previously on "There are samosas in the upstairs kitchen..."
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Funnily enough, I do feel a little Tom. I ate 5!Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostYou sick bastard!
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He's hiding behind the water cooler.Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostWas Max Mosely there?
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You sick bastard!Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostIt's not a problem because we've eaten them all.
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Was Max Mosely there?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostIt's not a problem because we've eaten them all.
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It's not a problem because we've eaten them all.Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostAre samosas a euphemism for jews and kitchen a euphemism for attic by any chance?
If so, that's bang out of order in this day and age! Reported.
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Are samosas a euphemism for jews and kitchen a euphemism for attic by any chance?
If so, that's bang out of order in this day and age! Reported.
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Originally posted by zeitghostOnion barghee or bindi barghee?
The onion ones are ok, the bindi ones are like eating sticks.
If you read my posts Lizard-Boy, you'd see they're of the onion variety. What is a bindi bhargee anyway? Is it a small red spot on your forehead that you can eat?
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The queen of this particular Rivendell is called Esther. And she rules with a rod of iron. Her daughter is the charming Princess Felicity.Originally posted by DS23 View Postdo you know elrond?
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Here you go. Want a bharji as well?Originally posted by Ollie View PostI can't reach. Could you pass one over?
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Most of them. I've put a few in the fridge which is also in the upstairs kitchen, so I can take them to my home which isn't my home.Originally posted by DS23 View Postok, so you have an upstairs kitchen and you have sent it out to work? did it take the samosas with it?
I tell you, living in Rivendell can be VERY confusing.
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