Wage Slave on the pull again

[WageSlave]

That sounds more like WageSlave to me...

Hey, I was young, it was just one party and it seemed like a good idea at the time. How was I to know the goose would explode and the midget was related to the mayor!?

[Churchill]

"Everybody's got their roll of electrical tape," he said. "If I'm on top of him the next person who runs up on top of me can quickly secure his mouth. If that happens here, you'll see everybody dog pile right on top of him."

That sounds more like WageSlave to me...

[The Lone Gunman]

CUKers getting everywhere.

Is this anything to do with you Zeit?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050816/80/fpquu.html

Mysterious reptile eludes capture in L.A. park




LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A mysterious, alligator-like creature that surfaced in a Los Angeles suburb has eluded capture for nearly a week, shrewdly passing up raw chicken bait and dodging reptile wranglers in pontoon boats.



The 5-foot-long (1.5 metre) reptile was first spotted last Wednesday swimming in a lake at an urban park in the gritty Los Angeles suburb of Harbour City.



Park officials concluded that it was probably a Caiman, a relative of the alligator indigenous to South America, and speculate that it may have been an exotic pet that was abandoned when it grew too large.



As word of the odd sighting spread, hundreds of spectators have turned up to watch crews of police, firefighters, park rangers, state fish and wildlife workers and even local herpetologists comb the 53-acre (21 hectare) lake in pontoon boats, carrying nets and dangling raw chicken over the side.



Park officials are planning to take the reptile to the LA zoo when they capture it but all efforts so far to nab the creature have failed, despite claims by a local fisherman that he briefly ensnared it in a net by using flour tortillas as bait.



"They're very fast, you can't believe how fast these animals are," Jarron Lucas of the Southwestern Herpetologist Society told local KABC-TV.

"Everybody's got their roll of electrical tape," he said. "If I'm on top of him the next person who runs up on top of me can quickly secure his mouth. If that happens here, you'll see everybody dog pile right on top of him."

[WageSlave]

I know it's funny, but on a serious point, what crime has the nappy wearer committed? What has he done to warrant a police search?
As I understand it, he hasn't broken any law. He hasn't attacked anyone. He hasn't threatened anyone. He hasn't indecently exposed himself. I agree that his behaviour is weird, but since when has that been illegal? In this country we are famous for our eccentric behaviour.

Once again the police try to meet their targets and show how they tackle crime by going for the soft target. A gang of yobs can hang around outside a care home for people with learning disabilities, vandalising cars and property, abusing staff and residents, breaking into the property and threatening bodily harm. Police aren't interested. Yet wear a nappy on the street or answer the door in a bikini and the police are there in a flash, protecting that thin blue line.

[WageSlave]

Please tell me you're not an aussie!

Aussie? They're born for bar work. It's innnstinct. Innnstinct!

No, I'm a Home Counties lad. Simple, feckless and happy to chew grass.

[Churchill]

Funny you should mention gagging...ahem... Let's just say it's amazing what you can achieve with some vegemite, granny's bra and a seagull.

Bar Setward? Me? I was never confused!

Please tell me you're not an aussie!

[WageSlave]

You are so good at this, I am now gagging to know what happened in Weybourne... Bar Steward.

Funny you should mention gagging...ahem... Let's just say it's amazing what you can achieve with some vegemite, granny's bra and a seagull.

Bar Setward? Me? I was never confused!

[The Lone Gunman]

At least they haven't discovered the Weybourne episode yet. My secret activity is safe...for the moment....

You are so good at this, I am now gagging to know what happened in Weybourne... Bar Steward.

[WageSlave]

You seem to be making the news rather a lot these days.

At least they haven't discovered the Weybourne episode yet. My secret activity is safe...for the moment....

[The Lone Gunman]

You seem to be making the news rather a lot these days.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15082005/14...sland-ban.html
Knicker-Nicking Builder Gets Island Ban A builder who stole knickers and sex toys from women on the Isles of Scilly has been banned from the shores.Andrew Stephan, 42, stole the underwear and toys over five years on St Mary's island off the Cornish coast.A judge at Truro Crown Court has now banned him from setting foot on the island for seven years.

Eleven women were called to the court to identify their personal belongings in front of the judge.

Most of the knickers had been stolen from washing lines round the island.

The judge said Stephan had stolen "particularly personal items" in breach of the trust of the people of St Mary's who left their doors unlocked.

The theft came to light when the new boyfriend of Stephan's estranged wife found 160 pairs of knickers hidden under floorboards.

As he searched the house more underwear, toys and photographs came to light.

And as word of the find spread round the island, women turned up at the police station to identify their smalls.

Stephan's lawyer said his client was "deeply ashamed".

[HankWangford]

Excellent

Wage....not laughed so much for ages.....great reply

[WageSlave]

Is this anything to do with you wage?

Look, I can explain. Unfortunately the local women have been warned not to leave their undies drying on clotheslines, so the best I could grab was a pair of old pampers. I started to get nappy rash, so I had to leave the safety of my bush and ask this woman whether there were any local facilities. That’s my story and my lawyer advises me to stick to it. So there.

PS. Nanny Spank is visiting later to change me.

[Churchill]

Some people have no consideration. Now all the other guys who run around in Middlesbrough late at night wearing only nappies will come under suspicion.

Nappy wearing suspected terrorist apprehended by armed police and shot eight times in the head. Police say "sorry, wrong one, we thought it was the other nappy wearing suspected terrorist"!

[OwlHoot]

LONDON (Reuters) - Police said on Monday they were searching for a man wearing just a nappy who approaches women late at night and asks: "Are there any baby changing facilities around here?"

Cleveland police said the latest incident occurred around 11 p.m. on Sunday when he surprised a women walking her dog in a play area in Eaglescliffe, near Middlesbrough.

Some people have no consideration. Now all the other guys who run around in Middlesbrough late at night wearing only nappies will come under suspicion.

[The Lone Gunman]

Is this anything to do with you wage?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050815/80/fpoc5.html



Police hunt nappy-clad man who pesters women



LONDON (Reuters) - Police said on Monday they were searching for a man wearing just a nappy who approaches women late at night and asks: "Are there any baby changing facilities around here?"



Cleveland police said the latest incident occurred around 11 p.m. on Sunday when he surprised a women walking her dog in a play area in Eaglescliffe, near Middlesbrough.



Police said no one had been assaulted by the man but described his behaviour as bizarre and a cause for concern. "There have been several reports of him having been seen in Eaglescliffe dressed only in a nappy and we are keen to trace him and speak to him," police said.