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Previously on "Seventy-Two Fecking Quid..."

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Yawn....
    Just at the moment an XKR

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?
    Most mummies do that in Arab countries and North Africa, in the belief that it makes their sons' special things turn into big things when they grow up.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Sorry WS, the offer's only open to Sandy(assuming she really is a she) and Cojak. I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...

    Shame. Hopefully a passing beaver will stop at this board and allow me to pet it.

    Btw, the spelling of fur has been corrected...d'oh

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Do tell

    I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...

    ?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Churchill, don't be nasty to Gunman; he's a top bloke.

    Speaking of bumchums, is the offer of stroking your fur still one?
    Sorry WS, the offer's only open to Sandy(assuming she really is a she) and Cojak. I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...
    Last edited by Churchill; 15 August 2005, 12:21.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    In case you hadnt noticed, this is a public forum. Anyone may answer any point. If you want to play alone then get a room.
    My response was at your level, wasnt sure you would understand anything else. You seemed so willing to drag the tone down.
    I dont understand parts of your response. We all havent had the benefits of your experience, I never had a "bum chum" to stick up for me, must have been nice for you to know somebody wanted you for something. Just why did you pretend to be asleep when mummy entered the room and which of your special things did she paly with? What makes you think the rest of us would have shared your experience?
    That's better LG, not a single expletive, see, you can do it if you try.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    My reply was to ASB. You stuck your piggy little nose in and responded, hence my assumption that yourself and ASB were "more than friends".

    I like your retort above, very eloquent, your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?
    In case you hadnt noticed, this is a public forum. Anyone may answer any point. If you want to play alone then get a room.
    My response was at your level, wasnt sure you would understand anything else. You seemed so willing to drag the tone down.
    I dont understand parts of your response. We all havent had the benefits of your experience, I never had a "bum chum" to stick up for me, must have been nice for you to know somebody wanted you for something. Just why did you pretend to be asleep when mummy entered the room and which of your special things did she paly with? What makes you think the rest of us would have shared your experience?

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  • WageSlave
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    Churchill, don't be nasty to Gunman; he's a top bloke.

    Speaking of bumchums, is the offer of stroking your fur still one?
    Last edited by WageSlave; 15 August 2005, 12:18.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    What has my answer got to do with ASB? Fcough u koont!
    My reply was to ASB. You stuck your piggy little nose in and responded, hence my assumption that yourself and ASB were "more than friends".

    I like your retort above, very eloquent, your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?

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  • threaded
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    How much is petrol in France these days?

    Originally posted by planetit
    How much is petrol in France these days? Same price as the UK when I was there in May.
    It is about the same, but on the autoroutes more expensive, avoid filling up on the autoroutes, turn off and find somewhere cheaper.

    If you run on diesel then europe is still quite a bit cheaper than the UK.

    Hmm, but saying that most places off the autoroutes are now automated and only seem to like french cards.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    That is not the point. It didn't matter what I posted.

    Nice of you to answer on ASB's behalf, you two bum-chums or something?
    What has my answer got to do with ASB? Fcough u koont!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Its not all about power, the weight ratio comes into play as does agility. My 650 KTM will stuff you (on the right road), as will the Grinall Skorpion and Caterham Superlight I have access to.
    Time trial from Alston Village to the Hartside Cafe and back again anyone? In a straight out drag my neighbours V-Max should see you off.
    That is not the point. It didn't matter what I posted.

    Nice of you to answer on ASB's behalf, you two bum-chums or something?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Yawn...

    If I'd posted "Ferrari Enzo", firstly you'd accuse me of bulltulipting and secondly you'd still've made some wise-crack about powerful cars.

    Go on then, if we're having a pissing contest, what do you drive?

    If it has the letters B, M, and W or less than 8 cylinders then my friend you are talking out of your arse.
    Its not all about power, the weight ratio comes into play as does agility. My 650 KTM will stuff you (on the right road), as will the Grinnall Scorpion and Caterham Superlight I have access to.
    Time trial from Alston Village to the Hartside Cafe and back again anyone? In a straight out drag my neighbours V-Max should see you off.
    Last edited by The Lone Gunman; 15 August 2005, 11:34.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Get yerself a G-whiz...



    http://www.goingreen.co.uk/
    The engine on the wife's car is bigger than that!!!

    If it had a 300 mile range and decent performance - 50+mph up a steep hill I might be interested!
    Last edited by Churchill; 15 August 2005, 11:32.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Get yerself a G-whiz...



    http://www.goingreen.co.uk/

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