Originally posted by Churchill
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Originally posted by Churchillyour mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?
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Originally posted by ChurchillSorry WS, the offer's only open to Sandy(assuming she really is a she) and Cojak. I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...
Shame. Hopefully a passing beaver will stop at this board and allow me to pet it.
Btw, the spelling of fur has been corrected...d'oh
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Do tell
I would've included Rebecca but as she's about to get kicked out of the country for tax evasion...
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Originally posted by WageSlaveChurchill, don't be nasty to Gunman; he's a top bloke.
Speaking of bumchums, is the offer of stroking your fur still one?Last edited by Churchill; 15 August 2005, 12:21.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanIn case you hadnt noticed, this is a public forum. Anyone may answer any point. If you want to play alone then get a room.
My response was at your level, wasnt sure you would understand anything else. You seemed so willing to drag the tone down.
I dont understand parts of your response. We all havent had the benefits of your experience, I never had a "bum chum" to stick up for me, must have been nice for you to know somebody wanted you for something. Just why did you pretend to be asleep when mummy entered the room and which of your special things did she paly with? What makes you think the rest of us would have shared your experience?
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Originally posted by ChurchillMy reply was to ASB. You stuck your piggy little nose in and responded, hence my assumption that yourself and ASB were "more than friends".
I like your retort above, very eloquent, your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?
My response was at your level, wasnt sure you would understand anything else. You seemed so willing to drag the tone down.
I dont understand parts of your response. We all havent had the benefits of your experience, I never had a "bum chum" to stick up for me, must have been nice for you to know somebody wanted you for something. Just why did you pretend to be asleep when mummy entered the room and which of your special things did she paly with? What makes you think the rest of us would have shared your experience?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanWhat has my answer got to do with ASB? Fcough u koont!
I like your retort above, very eloquent, your mummy must be very proud BTW, does she still come into your bedroom at night to play with your special things - and do you still pretend to be asleep?
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How much is petrol in France these days?
Originally posted by planetitHow much is petrol in France these days? Same price as the UK when I was there in May.
If you run on diesel then europe is still quite a bit cheaper than the UK.
Hmm, but saying that most places off the autoroutes are now automated and only seem to like french cards.
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Originally posted by ChurchillThat is not the point. It didn't matter what I posted.
Nice of you to answer on ASB's behalf, you two bum-chums or something?
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanIts not all about power, the weight ratio comes into play as does agility. My 650 KTM will stuff you (on the right road), as will the Grinall Skorpion and Caterham Superlight I have access to.
Time trial from Alston Village to the Hartside Cafe and back again anyone? In a straight out drag my neighbours V-Max should see you off.
Nice of you to answer on ASB's behalf, you two bum-chums or something?
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Originally posted by ChurchillYawn...
If I'd posted "Ferrari Enzo", firstly you'd accuse me of bulltulipting and secondly you'd still've made some wise-crack about powerful cars.
Go on then, if we're having a pissing contest, what do you drive?
If it has the letters B, M, and W or less than 8 cylinders then my friend you are talking out of your arse.
Time trial from Alston Village to the Hartside Cafe and back again anyone? In a straight out drag my neighbours V-Max should see you off.Last edited by The Lone Gunman; 15 August 2005, 11:34.
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Originally posted by Lucifer Box
If it had a 300 mile range and decent performance - 50+mph up a steep hill I might be interested!Last edited by Churchill; 15 August 2005, 11:32.
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