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Previously on "We're in a recession!!!!"

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    And that you can take to the bank...

    Errr, actually, no you can't...
    I don't know a bank I would trust with my money anyway.

    2nd week of extension is spent in vacation in far East spending the cash pefore inflation eats it.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Talk for yourself! ClientCo would fall apart without me! I am so indespensible they will probably me me permanent!

    Wilmslow
    They already have me permenant......

    Another one bites the dust

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    No no, don't panic. According to my sample (of one, me) you will get a 6 months extension and a 7% rate increase.

    Boomed!
    And that you can take to the bank...

    Errr, actually, no you can't...

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Is that even how you spell it?!!

    Anyway.....what does it mean for us, the lowly contractor?

    Should we be panicking?

    Or will this mean permie redundancies...which will in turn mean a better contractor market?

    Or is it all just sh*te?
    No no, don't panic. According to my sample (of one, me) you will get a 6 months extension and a 7% rate increase.

    Boomed!

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oh bugger!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oh bugger!
    That too

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    That is probably a good idea

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Male prostitution is illegal too you know!
    Oh bugger!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    I actually know a MUCH better franchise I have researched which hasn't been milked in the UK yet. Just not telling as it's my Plan B.
    Male prostitution is illegal too you know!

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    I actually know a MUCH better franchise I have researched which hasn't been milked in the UK yet. Just not telling as it's my Plan B.
    That'll be tacos then.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I actually know a MUCH better franchise I have researched which hasn't been milked in the UK yet. Just not telling as it's my Plan B.

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Ok, better get my Subway franchise application in then. There are a couple of shops free on my high street thanks to the recession.
    Similar in my neck of the woods ! I noticed on Saturday that the 'Dogburger' man had shut up shop after faithfully looking after pisspots on Saturday night for 20 years.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I think is religious.
    Oh good. It means he does not have to listen to the electorate. he can listen to "god" instead.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Ok, better get my Subway franchise application in then. There are a couple of shops free on my high street thanks to the recession.
    This might be a beter franchise.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    El Gordo would have done well to read this summarised passage:
    Right down hist street, he's got a PhD in history, plus I think is religious.

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