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What if you had a split personality and each personality had a split peronality so that you had an infinite number of personalities going on inside your head. You'd never get anything done. Well that's our excuse and we are sticking to it. All of us except me that is.Last edited by BoredBloke; 5 July 2008, 09:33.
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What, like several of the posters on this board ?What if you suffer from No Personality Disorder?
Dunno, you'd have to ask them.
Only Kidding.
Seriously.
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I've thought about putting a new account on here as it can be a bit iffy posting under your own name
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It involves a pot noodle, but to ensure the operation is undertaken in a serious manner, you draw all the curtains and unplug the telephone.One wonders how one xxxxs off seriously
Dial 1-800-SELF-ABUSE for more details.
If the above is engaged, leave a message and the Russian chap at the end of the line will get back to you when he has finished.
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Multiple Personality Disorder
If someone suffers from MPD, are they justified in creating more than 1 account on the forum ?
Also, if one of their personalities posts something which another of their personalities finds offensive, can the original poster report the second ?
In such a case, who exactly gets banned ?
Furthermore, if you have MPD, and also a schizoprhenic , obsessive streak, would it be possible to stalk yourself ?
How would you go about that, precisely ?Tags: None
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