Reply to: I have a date lined up on Monday

[Diver]

Oh Dear (TM). You REALLY shouldn't have said that!

>Diver in Sorry mode <

[Moose423956]

Clueless.

Says the man with "No Fat Chicks" on his T-shirt.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Well, I made a big effort. I trimmed my beard, had my car valetted, bought new shoes and shirt. I even bought some Hugo Boss (thanks for the tip, CM). I was really excited, very nervous, slightly worried.

So I texted her Monday morning. No reply. Lunchtime came, still no reply. Now feeling a little unsettled. Had she changed her mind? Had she re-read my profile on the dating website, only to realise she'd got me confused with someone else? Maybe she thought I was a complete munter (she's rather good looking it has to be said, judging from her photos at least - blonde, blue eyes, athletic and toned).

So it gets to about 5 o'clock. I'd given up hearing from her by then. She texted me, said she'd had a nightmare of a weekend, couldn't face going out that night. Said would I mind changing to another time?

So I called her last night. Was on the phone for over an hour. Had a great chat. Told each other jokes till gone 11. Have arranged to meet on Saturday.

So I've got time to get my self all worked up again.

Clueless.

[Moose423956]

Yes but she actually was

Oh Dear (TM). You REALLY shouldn't have said that!

[Diver]

Well, if we get on as well in person as we did on the phone, it's a sure thing.

And this isn't my first blind(ish) date. The last one worked out extremely well, too.

Yes but she actually was

[Board Game Geek]

Bah, that Nerd Girl is a parody....

I think the bit when she "failed her saving throw and I'm helpless" was when I had serious thoughts about monogamy....

[DiscoStu]

If all else fails there is 1-900-NERD-GIRL

Awesome

[Ardesco]

Does this remind anybody else of El Duder, or is it just me.......

(Hides the sprite)

[Moose423956]

Don't bother trying to figure women out. I still have no idea what went wrong between me and my girlfriend, or tubby as I call her.

Seriously though, you're a brave man doing the blind(ish) date thing, you don't know what you might end up with.

Well, if we get on as well in person as we did on the phone, it's a sure thing.

And this isn't my first blind(ish) date. The last one worked out extremely well, too.

[TimberWolf]

So I've got time to get my self all worked up again.

Don't bother trying to figure women out. I still have no idea what went wrong between me and my girlfriend, or tubby as I call her.

Seriously though, you're a brave man doing the blind(ish) date thing, you don't know what you might end up with.

[Moose423956]

Well, I made a big effort. I trimmed my beard, had my car valetted, bought new shoes and shirt. I even bought some Hugo Boss (thanks for the tip, CM). I was really excited, very nervous, slightly worried.

So I texted her Monday morning. No reply. Lunchtime came, still no reply. Now feeling a little unsettled. Had she changed her mind? Had she re-read my profile on the dating website, only to realise she'd got me confused with someone else? Maybe she thought I was a complete munter (she's rather good looking it has to be said, judging from her photos at least - blonde, blue eyes, athletic and toned).

So it gets to about 5 o'clock. I'd given up hearing from her by then. She texted me, said she'd had a nightmare of a weekend, couldn't face going out that night. Said would I mind changing to another time?

So I called her last night. Was on the phone for over an hour. Had a great chat. Told each other jokes till gone 11. Have arranged to meet on Saturday.

So I've got time to get my self all worked up again.

[HairyArsedBloke]

If all else fails there is 1-900-NERD-GIRL

[Diver]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[Advocate]

Oh Yeh!
C'mon Moose, Give it up?

>Did the Rohipnol work ?<

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[Diver]

Ok Moose how did it go? update please

Oh Yeh!
C'mon Moose, Give it up?

>Did the Rohipnol work ?<