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  • sasguru
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    I forgot to say ...

    War is Peace
    Labour is double-good
    Islamic terrorism is peace
    Bush is double-bright

    Amen.

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  • scotspine
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    'at's better!

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  • sasguru
    started a topic I have decided to turn over a new leaf ...

    I have decided to turn over a new leaf ...

    Franco informs me that I have to laugh with people not at them. I think he's asking for more 'respec'. Accordingly i have compiled these statements.

    Chico is a sane, logical, bright and reasonable human being.

    Franco is a robust individual who cannot be bullied and is not over-sensitive.

    David Contractor Junior travels all over the world, earning loads of cash and shagging women.

    Threaded is the world's cleverest human being and owns two Lambos.

    Milan doesn't change tapes all day.

    So there.
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