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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Geeks and beer do not mix
    yes they do - infact most things mix with beer.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    What you have there Charles is what we call a "washing machine".
    That explains why some of my socks dissapear

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Geeks and beer do not mix


    Oh how true.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
    My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
    I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.
    What you have there Charles is what we call a "washing machine".

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  • Bagpuss
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    Geeks and beer do not mix

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
    My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
    I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.
    threaded, is that you?

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  • Charles Foster Kane
    started a topic Greetings

    Greetings

    Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.
    My "time" machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two, top-spin, dual-positive singularities that produce a standard, off-set Tipler sinusoid.
    I will be happy to post pictures of the unit.

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