Lazy sunday afternoon

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Sockpuppet replied

30 June 2008, 06:33
Originally posted by tay View Post

I am not the one who has to get his own wife drunk to get 'screwed'

I agree. Turning up sober in front of the judge probably means she got a bigger maintenance.
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tay replied

29 June 2008, 18:10
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Oh Dear!

Somebody on here definitely has no respect or liking for women.

That could only be because of 1 of 2 reasons.

Rejection or Rejection

I am not the one who has to get his own wife drunk to get 'screwed'
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Diver replied

29 June 2008, 18:04
Originally posted by tay View Post

Everyone who wants to has met your missus.

Oh Dear!

Somebody on here definitely has no respect or liking for women.

That could only be because of 1 of 2 reasons.

Rejection or Rejection
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tay replied

29 June 2008, 13:52
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ah, but you haven't met my missus

Everyone who wants to has met your missus.
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EternalOptimist replied

29 June 2008, 13:50
It would take me about three. If you meant your good self then probably four or five.

Tay would have to become a shell tanker driver first.
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oracleslave replied

29 June 2008, 13:47
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ah, but you haven't met my missus

How many of those concoctions do you need before becoming more acquainted then ?
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EternalOptimist replied

29 June 2008, 13:25
Originally posted by tay View Post

Thats a lot of effort just to get laid.

ah, but you haven't met my missus
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tay replied

29 June 2008, 13:23
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I went camping last weekend to Keswick, I got v cold, v wet and I came back feeling as if I had done three rounds with Mike Tyson.
So this weekend I have done bugger all. Today I invented a new cocktail for the missus and she is wolfing them down.

1 part orange juice
1 part blue curacao
3 parts peach vodaka
top up with coke and ice

I will call it 'the agent' because I know I am gonna get screwed.

Thats a lot of effort just to get laid.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Lazy sunday afternoon

29 June 2008, 13:01
Lazy sunday afternoon

I went camping last weekend to Keswick, I got v cold, v wet and I came back feeling as if I had done three rounds with Mike Tyson.
So this weekend I have done bugger all. Today I invented a new cocktail for the missus and she is wolfing them down.

1 part orange juice
1 part blue curacao
3 parts peach vodaka
top up with coke and ice

I will call it 'the agent' because I know I am gonna get screwed.
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