I run this business, got a team of scum I mean contractors in to put an app together for me.
Just popped my head in and it's bloody chaos, everybody's at each other's throats and the "manager" is sitting in the corner crying and rocking back and forth.
Think I'm going to sack the lot of them and outsource it to Mumbai.
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I'm a manager at this place, right, and it's gone bonkers. There's a weedy contractor bloke holding a toy helicopter and making engine noises, a cracked windscreen on someone's desk, some other bloke is screaming he's got a wet bum...no wait the bloke with the toy helicopter is being strangled by one of my best contractors who's red as a tomato, some guys are talking at one another across the office and there's a couple sitting around with their headphones, nodding away oblivious.
WTF?
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And the lazy whining bar steward has moaned to me gaffer to. Doesn't he know that I am invincible due to my past efforts.......
Wye eye...
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Just got back from the loos to find some mindless git has put a car windsreen on my desk! WTF is going on?
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostI'm sitting here under pressure and with deadlines to meet and there's this twat of a co worker who either shouting across the office or sitting at his desk doing **** all but listening to music.
I couldn't stand it any longer and made a comment in his direction. The huffy twat has now moved desks
Back to work now.....
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostI'm sitting here under pressure and with deadlines to meet and there's this twat of a co worker who either shouting across the office or sitting at his desk doing **** all but listening to music.
I couldn't stand it any longer and made a comment in his direction. The huffy twat has now moved desks
Back to work now.....
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Co worker is a lazy twat....
I'm sitting here under pressure and with deadlines to meet and there's this twat of a co worker who either shouting across the office or sitting at his desk doing **** all but listening to music.
I couldn't stand it any longer and made a comment in his direction. The huffy twat has now moved desks
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