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shaunbhoy replied

27 June 2008, 11:55
Lucy,
don't recall you being so acerbic before. Has some trauma befallen you, such as getting dumped, or is your current aura simply down to the passing of time and that "hot flushes/hormonal change" thing that women inevitably go through? I think we should be told.
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Lucy replied

27 June 2008, 11:07
Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post

How do you know I am good-looking (by your standards anyway)? How do you know if I am married or not?
You've got something against wives, or do you just hate the successful ones?

As you know nothing about me.

Give it up.
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Dow Jones replied

27 June 2008, 10:36
TS Lucy

How do you know I am good-looking (by your standards anyway)? How do you know if I am married or not?
You've got something against wives, or do you just hate the successful ones?
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Lucy replied

27 June 2008, 10:26
Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post

They do say opposites attract.

Not always, but it might explain why your wife is a minger.

HTH
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Lucy replied

27 June 2008, 10:25
Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post

Lucy do you secretly want a piece of sas?

I think of nothing else.

If only he was as beautiful as baggy.
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cailin maith replied

27 June 2008, 10:24
Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post

Lucy do you secretly want a piece of sas?

ED - I misread that as piece of ass
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El_Diablo replied

27 June 2008, 10:24
Lucy do you secretly want a piece of sas?
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sasguru replied

27 June 2008, 10:23
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

No. He has to be tall, good-looking and intelligent as well.

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We're all taken, sorry.
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Dow Jones replied

27 June 2008, 10:20
Oh Lucy!

They do say opposites attract.
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Lucy replied

27 June 2008, 10:14
No. He has to be tall, good-looking and intelligent as well.

Sorry, try not to cry.
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Churchill replied

27 June 2008, 10:14
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

As opposed to somebody who puts out to anyone who can support her as she's unemployable?

Glad to see you've not lost the charm.
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sasguru replied

27 June 2008, 10:11
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Translation: She looks like she might put out to a sad midget with the charm of a turd.

As opposed to somebody who puts out to anyone who can support her as she's unemployable?
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EternalOptimist replied

27 June 2008, 10:09
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Translation: She looks like she might put out to a sad midget with the charm of a turd.

blooming heck, can we say that word on here ? eek

midget,midget,midget,midget,midget
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Lucy replied

27 June 2008, 10:07
Translation: She looks like she might put out to a sad midget with the charm of a turd.
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sasguru replied

27 June 2008, 10:03
Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post

SG has got a thing for dirty northern slappers, admittedly there is something about her that can bring out the beast in anyone that is not gay - that excludes half a dozen posters here!

She's one of those women who's not necessarily that good looking but is totally sexy. Most of the geeks on here wouldn't know about the difference.
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