Reply to: What is your favourite vegetable?

[hyperD]

The answer to that dear boy, is to drink more wine!

Spod - In "Feck this, off t'pub" mode!

cheers!!!

Good answer! Please consider yourself hired as my LifeStyle guru.

[SupremeSpod]

Makes your piss stink like you've got a dose of the clap. Very nice though...

The answer to that dear boy, is to drink more wine!

Spod - In "Feck this, off t'pub" mode!

cheers!!!

[hyperD]

Asparagus? That's my favourite, done in th'oven with crushed garlic and olive oil with a couple of shavings of parmesan before serving....

Makes your piss stink like you've got a dose of the clap. Very nice though...

[Homer Simpson]

Mmmm, donuts....they're kinda like vegetables. Is there anything they can't do?

[WageSlave]

WS, you know what question's coming next...

Is it because you don't have a cupboard to put your toys in?

Or, do you just like shoving things up your arse?

Spod, it's really quite simple. While out and about, it's necessary to store one's items. To fully enjoy a game of pocket snooker, hands must be free. Hence the bottom makes a wonderful storage space. If it's good enough for the Columbians, it's good enough for me.

[SupremeSpod]

No chance of that. The Transformers keep them safe.

WS, you know what question's coming next...

Is it because you don't have a cupboard to put your toys in?

Or, do you just like shoving things up your arse?

[WageSlave]

Don't you ever lose any?

I can just imagine the scene in A&E.
WS : Nurse I've lost a carrot up me jacksy...
Nurse : Why?
WS : Well I wasn't hungry...

No chance of that. The Transformers keep them safe.

[SupremeSpod]

Thanks, and that reminds me - mustn't forget to include peas in the poll

Asparagus? That's my favourite, done in th'oven with crushed garlic and olive oil with a couple of shavings of parmesan before serving....

[OwlHoot]

Ahh the technically minded.....

When you are starting a new thread there is an option to include a poll.
Click it.
Then submit.
You will be faced with a screen to define your poll.
Submit finished article.

Easy peasy

Thanks, and that reminds me - mustn't forget to include peas in the poll

[SupremeSpod]

Carrots. I like carrots. And when you're not hungry, you can stick 'em up your bum.

Don't you ever lose any?

I can just imagine the scene in A&E.
WS : Nurse I've lost a carrot up me jacksy...
Nurse : Why?
WS : Well I wasn't hungry...

[WageSlave]

Carrots. I like carrots. And when you're not hungry, you can stick 'em up your bum.

[SupremeSpod]

Coffee on screen job that one. Rest of office looking at the mad bloke in the corner giggling away like a nutter.

When a Lemur colony get sick of your company, they literally piss on you from a great hight!

[The Lone Gunman]

Handy vegetable tip:

When in company of guests that overstay their welcome, feed boiled sprouts to dog.

Coffee on screen job that one. Rest of office looking at the mad bloke in the corner giggling away like a nutter.

[Pinto]

Handy vegetable tip:

When in company of guests that overstay their welcome, feed boiled sprouts to dog.

[The Lone Gunman]

Can someone explain where and how to start a poll on this board, as I'd like to get an idea how eccentric or unusual it is to have sprouts as a favourite vegetable, or turnips.

Ahh the technically minded.....

When you are starting a new thread there is an option to include a poll.
Click it.
Then submit.
You will be faced with a screen to define your poll.
Submit finished article.

Easy peasy.