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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    If you're getting cream directly from a cow, chances are it's a bull, but good luck with that anyway.
    Cream from the top of the milk

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I thought it came from cows.
    If you're getting cream directly from a cow, chances are it's a bull, but good luck with that anyway.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    That's where it comes from, man.
    I thought it came from cows.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    From the milkman
    That's where it comes from, man.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    You can buy some cream for that.
    From the milkman

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    the whole thing leaves me discombobulated
    You can buy some cream for that.

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  • Bagpuss
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    the whole thing leaves me discombobulated

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    and mendacity
    and serendipity.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Yep, and his honey.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    So they pay you for your bs?
    Yep, and his honey.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    No, A garden centre
    So they pay you for your bs?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    I thought you worked in an office?

    No, A garden centre

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    said the woman to the man stood on the compost bag
    I thought you worked in an office?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    you are the funniest person on this earth.
    said the woman to the man stood on the compost bag

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    and mendacity
    you are the funniest person on this earth.

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