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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostFunny enough, we were sheltering from the rain in a little pub at Castlerigg, and there was an older couple with two grandaughters sitting next to us, still in their schoolie uniforms, aged about 15 - 16. They were being a bit raucous and cheeky, and definately needed a good spanking.
When I mentioned this to the missus , for some strange reason she decided it was time to go

Yeah, women are a bit odd like that!!! I think discipline scares them...

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Funny enough, we were sheltering from the rain in a little pub at Castlerigg, and there was an older couple with two grandaughters sitting next to us, still in their schoolie uniforms, aged about 15 - 16. They were being a bit raucous and cheeky, and definately needed a good spanking.Originally posted by daviejones View PostSkip that bit, can we get answers on the uniform?
When I mentioned this to the missus , for some strange reason she decided it was time to go
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Skip that bit, can we get answers on the uniform?Originally posted by Ardesco View PostNot if you have a decent gas cooker and put them on a nice low heat so that they cook gently allowing all the flavours to infuse mmmmmmm.
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Not if you have a decent gas cooker and put them on a nice low heat so that they cook gently allowing all the flavours to infuse mmmmmmm.Originally posted by Churchill View PostFirstly, 20 minutes? Were they over-cooked?
Secondly, has she still got the uniform.
Thirdly, does she wear it?
Fourthly, can you post some piccies?

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Firstly, 20 minutes? Were they over-cooked?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWe went camping up to Kewick last weekend, four tent loads of us, and we planned to get to the Castlerigg stone circle for the summer solstice.
Instead we got totally drenched and nearly blown off the site by gale force winds.
The missus was really fed up because the new tent she bought leaked like a seive and she hates being ripped off. We left at 7 am sunday ,looking like drowned rodentia.
Anyways, we had some jumbo prawns left over in the freezer from a BBQ a few weeks ago, so I tucked her up on the couch yeasterday, switched the F1 on, poured her a double southern comfort then put a larger lump of butter in a frying pan. Finely sliced two cloves of garlic, lots of black pepper and a hefty squirt of lemon juice, then fried the prawns for twenty minutes.
yum yum - 15 brownie points for moi

Secondly, has she still got the uniform.
Thirdly, does she wear it?
Fourthly, can you post some piccies?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWe went camping up to Kewick last weekend, four tent loads of us, and we planned to get to the Castlerigg stone circle for the summer solstice.
Instead we got totally drenched and nearly blown off the site by gale force winds.
The missus was really fed up because the new tent she bought leaked like a seive and she hates being ripped off. We left at 7 am sunday ,looking like drowned rodentia.
Anyways, we had some jumbo prawns left over in the freezer from a BBQ a few weeks ago, so I tucked her up on the couch yeasterday, switched the F1 on, poured her a double southern comfort then put a larger lump of butter in a frying pan. Finely sliced two cloves of garlic, lots of black pepper and a hefty squirt of lemon juice, then fried the prawns for twenty minutes.
yum yum - 15 brownie points for moi

How many brownie points do you need for a set of glasses?
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15 Brownie points
We went camping up to Kewick last weekend, four tent loads of us, and we planned to get to the Castlerigg stone circle for the summer solstice.
Instead we got totally drenched and nearly blown off the site by gale force winds.
The missus was really fed up because the new tent she bought leaked like a seive and she hates being ripped off. We left at 7 am sunday ,looking like drowned rodentia.
Anyways, we had some jumbo prawns left over in the freezer from a BBQ a few weeks ago, so I tucked her up on the couch yeasterday, switched the F1 on, poured her a double southern comfort then put a larger lump of butter in a frying pan. Finely sliced two cloves of garlic, lots of black pepper and a hefty squirt of lemon juice, then fried the prawns for twenty minutes.
yum yum - 15 brownie points for moi
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