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At least I now know what Xeno geek points are for.
There are like boots advantage card points.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostErm, no.
Ginger?
daviejones, even if I take your 'contribution' yesterday and today out of it, you still seem to have a history of posting antagonistic stuff. You then over-use a silly green grin with many of your posts.
I'd pack it in.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Postdaviejones, even if I take your 'contribution' yesterday and today out of it, you still seem to have a history of posting antagonistic stuff. You then over-use a silly green grin with many of your posts.
I'd pack it in.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostErm, no.
Ginger?
daviejones, even if I take your 'contribution' yesterday and today out of it, you still seem to have a history of posting antagonistic stuff. You then over-use a silly green grin with many of your posts.
I'd pack it in.
oooh, pack it in? DDDDDDDDDDDD
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostErm, no.
Ginger?
daviejones, even if I take your 'contribution' yesterday and today out of it, you still seem to have a history of posting antagonistic stuff. You then over-use a silly green grin with many of your posts.
I'd pack it in.
daviejones=beeker
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostHahahaha, so you walk up to a woman and say "I like that shade, where did you buy it?" followed by "honest, I am NOT gay...honest, I'm not..."
Originally posted by daviejones View PostBy which time she has wandered off to tell all her mates that a ginger bloke with make up tried to chat her up in the ladies toilet...
daviejones, even if I take your 'contribution' yesterday and today out of it, you still seem to have a history of posting antagonistic stuff. You then over-use a silly green grin with many of your posts.
I'd pack it in.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostDo you know what? You couldn't be more accurate if you tried. That is pretty much spot on as to what has happened in the past.
As I've said, it is pretty much unnoticeable, but if a comment is made, either 'I like your eyes' or 'I don't like your eyes' - I always reply the exact same way:
'No you don't. You're attracted to me'
Hahahaha, so you walk up to a woman and say "I like that shade, where did you buy it?" followed by "honest, I am NOT gay...honest, I'm not..."
By which time she has wandered off to tell all her mates that a ginger bloke with make up tried to chat her up in the ladies toilet...
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostMaybe, but you would have an advantage with the eye liner. You would have a lot more in common with them and something to talk about in the ladies toilets
As I've said, it is pretty much unnoticeable, but if a comment is made, either 'I like your eyes' or 'I don't like your eyes' - I always reply the exact same way:
'No you don't. You're attracted to me'
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