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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    sheesh, just checked out the scouse wickid pedia
    You sod! I've got a pain in my chest from laughing!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    To cry, you mean?
    I assumed it was to sh*t in the woods.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    So think of them as snails instead.

    Or, read up on prawns. That'll take your mind of it.
    sheesh, just checked out the scouse wickid pedia


    snail - 'A little ball of snot that does not eat human sh 1 te (except the ones we sell to the French which are force fed on the stuff)'

    prawn - 'A little ball of snot that sometimes eats a little human sh 1 te. looks like an engorged clitoris and tastes like one too'




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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    When you think about it, shouldn't "it's hard to bear" mean it is hard to act in a way resembling that of a bear?
    To cry, you mean?

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  • ace00
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    When you think about it, shouldn't "it's hard to bear" mean it is hard to act in a way resembling that of a bear?

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  • RichardCranium
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    So think of them as snails instead.

    Or, read up on prawns. That'll take your mind of it.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's hard to bear.

    I like cockles but my missus and the kids call them little 'balls of snot'

    To day I discovered that the little balls of snot get on in life by eating human sh 1 te.


    it's hard to bear






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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic It's hard to bear

    It's hard to bear

    It's hard to bear.

    I like cockles but my missus and the kids call them little 'balls of snot'

    To day I discovered that the little balls of snot get on in life by eating human sh 1 te.


    it's hard to bear






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