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WageSlave replied

5 August 2005, 11:10
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Since Threaded invented the internet.

Give his time travelling ability, that could be any time!
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SupremeSpod replied

5 August 2005, 11:09
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

No No No no no, the monitor dear boy the monitor.

Lizards, eh? Feck I'm slow today! Better ask ZG...
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 August 2005, 11:08
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Kenco, office supplied crap!

No No No no no, the monitor dear boy the monitor.
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Lucifer Box replied

5 August 2005, 11:07
Originally posted by WageSlave

For how long!?

Since Threaded invented the internet.
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SupremeSpod replied

5 August 2005, 11:06
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Nile or Cape?

Kenco, office supplied crap!
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 August 2005, 11:05
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

How do you get coffee off a monitor?

Nile or Cape?
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SupremeSpod replied

5 August 2005, 11:02
Originally posted by WageSlave

You lied to me, Edward, there is a Swansea!

You heard the man, Tubbs; get undressed....

How do you get coffee off a monitor?

Can we have a coffee spray smiley?
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WageSlave replied

5 August 2005, 11:00
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

These young people hold no sway with matrimony Tubs, they rut like beats!

You lied to me, Edward, there is a Swansea!

You heard the man, Tubbs; get undressed....
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SupremeSpod replied

5 August 2005, 10:58
Originally posted by WageSlave

Oh, suit you, Sir! Does Sir enjoy being put on a leash by a dominant woman? I bet sir does. I bet Sir is a randy rascal with the ladies, pawing and panting like a real beast. Oh, suit you!

These young people hold no sway with matrimony Tubs, they rut like beats!
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WageSlave replied

5 August 2005, 10:47
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

He's probably busy having his "collar" felt!

Oh, suit you, Sir! Does Sir enjoy being put on a leash by a dominant woman? I bet sir does. I bet Sir is a randy rascal with the ladies, pawing and panting like a real beast. Oh, suit you!
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SupremeSpod replied

5 August 2005, 10:34
Originally posted by WageSlave

Strangely he's offline. Weird, huh?

He's probably busy having his "collar" felt!
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WageSlave replied

5 August 2005, 10:24
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

One lurked, don't you know.

For how long!?

Btw, lurking is one of my favourite hobbies, but it usually involves bushes and fetching young ladies -or fetching young ladies' bushes, if you prefer
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WageSlave replied

5 August 2005, 10:21
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Do you not think that would be better directed to Churchill? BTW, where is the mangy mutt?

Strangely he's offline. Weird, huh?
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SupremeSpod replied

5 August 2005, 10:19
Originally posted by WageSlave

Btw, if the offer is still open, I'd very much like to stroke some fur

Do you not think that would be better directed to Churchill? BTW, where is the mangy mutt?

Last I heard Cojak was taking him for a "walk"...

Last edited by SupremeSpod; 5 August 2005, 10:21.
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WageSlave replied

5 August 2005, 10:10
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Sad delusional young man...
Chasing shadows, seeing conspiracies wherever you look...

Have you ever thought of working for the Grauniad?

Darkies at the door, Reds under the beds, Freemasons running the world, everyone out to get Harold Wilson

Btw, if the offer is still open, I'd very much like to stroke some fur
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