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Churchill replied

11 June 2008, 14:05
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

You'll need somewhere to put your moisturiser and hair straighteners I suppose.

Oi!

I don't have curly hair, it just has a natural wave!
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Sausage Surprise replied

11 June 2008, 14:03
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Oi! I've got one of those!
(My wallet is too small...)

You'll need somewhere to put your moisturiser and hair straighteners I suppose.
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Churchill replied

11 June 2008, 14:00
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

Far too many manbags on show down south. Says it all really.

Oi! I've got one of those!
(My wallet is too small...)
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Sausage Surprise replied

11 June 2008, 13:59
Far too many manbags on show down south. Says it all really.
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sasguru replied

11 June 2008, 13:55
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Bagpuss replied

11 June 2008, 13:52
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Typical daft Northern question.

As someone who could have an argument in a phone box you should move there and claim superiority over everyone
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sasguru replied

11 June 2008, 13:40
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Doesn't that depend which way you are looking?

Typical daft Northern question.
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DimPrawn replied

11 June 2008, 13:37
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Doesn't that depend which way you are looking?

No, at the South pole, everthing is North.
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Bagpuss replied

11 June 2008, 13:35
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I feel sorry for those living at the South Pole. Every other fooker on the planet is a bloody Northerner!

Doesn't that depend which way you are looking?
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DimPrawn replied

11 June 2008, 13:34
I feel sorry for those living at the South Pole. Every other fooker on the planet is a bloody Northerner!
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Bagpuss replied

11 June 2008, 12:18
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Did that gumph come from the FT? Must be going downhill. Probably has a northern editor nowadays.

Yeah, no great writers have ever come from the north, while London has Jeffrey Archer
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sasguru replied

11 June 2008, 12:17
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Why are they mug enough to rise to the bait of a thread like this?

Perhaps we should offer them vinegar with their chip
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threaded replied

11 June 2008, 12:12
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Even Northerners are not silly enough to work in Swindon though

I've worked in Swindon several times. Worked this place where one of the testers had a license for a sawn off shotgun (the only one licensed in the UK IIRC)

Fun place to work.
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sasguru replied

11 June 2008, 12:11
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

I imagine the Financial times is a bit too high brow for you?

Did that gumph come from the FT? Must be going downhill. Probably has a northern editor nowadays.
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Bagpuss replied

11 June 2008, 12:07
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Typical Northerner. Believes marketing blurb - mostly probably written by a London ad agency.

I imagine the Financial times is a bit too high brow for you?
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