My Pay Rise: 3%

[Churchill]

For an airfix kit? Or are you trying to buy Kate Moss?

Kate Moss is quite high maintenance...

One of my hobbies is building R/C cars/boats/aircraft. I build 'em then flog 'em.

[BrilloPad]

Nope, I'm off to the model shop.

For an airfix kit? Or are you trying to buy Kate Moss?

Kate Moss is quite high maintenance...

[Churchill]

Yes, I'm a permie. I'm thinking of donating my pay rise to charity.

Yup, me too.

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Nope, I'm off to the model shop.

[Moose423956]

I believe he is a permie.
And it does sound like he got a pay rise without having to ask, which is more than we contractors do.

Yes, I'm a permie. I'm thinking of donating my pay rise to charity.

[thunderlizard]

I believe he is a permie.
And it does sound like he got a pay rise without having to ask, which is more than we contractors do.

[BrilloPad]

I was just called into an office to be handed a letter telling me my pay rise this year is 3%. Same as everyone else. What's the point of working hard and trying to be professional if everyone gets the same? I was hoping for at least 10%.

Whoop-de-doo!

Do you mean a rate increase? Or are you a permie?

[Clippy]

Hang on. Let me see if I got this right? You got a 3% pay rise AND you get to keep your job?

RESULT!!!!

Fkin hell FG, you lost.

Surely you should be here.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I was just called into an office to be handed a letter telling me my pay rise this year is 3%. Same as everyone else. What's the point of working hard and trying to be professional if everyone gets the same? I was hoping for at least 10%.

Whoop-de-doo!

Where on earth did you get the idea that working hard has anything to do with pay rises?

[TimberWolf]

I was just called into an office to be handed a letter telling me my pay rise this year is 3%.

Is that in line with inflation

[thunderlizard]

Same as everyone else.

hmm, that's what they told you? Bless...

[chris79]

I was just called into an office to be handed a letter telling me my pay rise this year is 3%. Same as everyone else. What's the point of working hard and trying to be professional if everyone gets the same? I was hoping for at least 10%.

Whoop-de-doo!

Because surely 3% of 'your rate' means that ultimately you are getting paid what you are worth for being a professional, and the 3% is to keep it in line with inflation.

[moorfield]

I'm considering giving myself a 17% pay rise from 6k to 7k. I think I'll write a letter to myself tonight.

[beaker]

Ummm... nope can't think of any reasons...

[Churchill]

I was just called into an office to be handed a letter telling me my pay rise this year is 3%. Same as everyone else. What's the point of working hard and trying to be professional if everyone gets the same? I was hoping for at least 10%.

Whoop-de-doo!

Become the master of your own destiny. Tell 'em to shove it.

[Moose423956]

I was just called into an office to be handed a letter telling me my pay rise this year is 3%. Same as everyone else. What's the point of working hard and trying to be professional if everyone gets the same? I was hoping for at least 10%.

Whoop-de-doo!