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Previously on "Should we bring back the birch?"
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So much felling in the UK by developers, yes we should bring back the birch to balance out the water table.
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Originally posted by Rantor View PostI saw a documentary on the Taleban a few years ago (before they came to power) and one of their blokes had nicked a pistol from another talitubby. They were going to lop of one of his hands but because they did not want come across as 'too severe' on film (plus the bloke was their mechanic) they decided to commute this to a severe beating on the soles of the feet.
To add insult to injury, the guy had to give thanks to the great whatever after each stroke. It looked unbelievably painful and I'm sure it would catch on as a Saturday night tv in Britain (they've reintroduced gladiators so anything is possible)
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Originally posted by zeitghostIndeed.
The cat o'nine tails is much more efficient...
Rubbing the salt in afterwards makes one's eyes water a bit too, so I've heard.
To add insult to injury, the guy had to give thanks to the great whatever after each stroke. It looked unbelievably painful and I'm sure it would catch on as a Saturday night tv in Britain (they've reintroduced gladiators so anything is possible)Last edited by Rantor; 4 June 2008, 08:01.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
This board is for stupid nonsense - no more good ideas.
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‘Birching’ never went away. It just costs a small fortune to get that sort of abuse now.
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No, and I hate black ash as well.
Sorry, thought I had stumbled into "british woodworkers" by mistake.
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Originally posted by zeitghostIs that not a wimple?
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOi
We could start by looking at who has posted the most on tpd during last year - I bet http://www.testpleasedelete.com can answer that in seconds.....
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
This board is for stupid nonsense - no more good ideas.
(apparently)
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