resignation ?

[EternalOptimist]

It was just a run of the mill crisis meeting, the ones they have about once a week, not a major one ! I'm not in the bad books, there is just a shortage of desks, there are 5 of us in about 3ft square, it's just a really bad location for me personally, me being the hardworking type and not really enjoying all the interruptions

if you are all crammed in that tight there is a health and safety issue. The issue is this :- whatever you do, don't f@rt, even if you have one of those spongy cushions.(when you stand up it will escape and follow you around)

[rootsnall]

It was just a run of the mill crisis meeting, the ones they have about once a week, not a major one ! I'm not in the bad books, there is just a shortage of desks, there are 5 of us in about 3ft square, it's just a really bad location for me personally, me being the hardworking type and not really enjoying all the interruptions

[Troll]

Ah that old ploy. You don’t need to resign – they are going to fire you. That’ll bring the project back on track.

WHS

[Advocate]

The thing about laptops, the IMPORTANT thing about them is....

They can be moved!

[HairyArsedBloke]

After a bit of desk shuffling this morning I've been put in the PMs office with my laptop screen facing the door and in full view of all and sundry. The cheek of it !!! They've all just shuffled off for a crisis meeting.

Should I resign ?

Ah that old ploy. You don’t need to resign – they are going to fire you. That’ll bring the project back on track.

[Clippy]

Best start a Ask Wilmslow thread for guidance.

[milanbenes]

Roots,

this is the funniest thing I have heard all day

I guess they're putting the old fangled dinosaurs in with the PM eh

Crisis meeting, what's up, is your client copy taking too long ?

Milan.

[BrilloPad]

After a bit of desk shuffling this morning I've been put in the PMs office with my laptop screen facing the door and in full view of all and sundry. The cheek of it !!! They've all just shuffled off for a crisis meeting.

Should I resign ?

What sort of crisis is it? Maybe you can save it?

[Troll]

Ahh.. the Projects in crisis - so lets have a desk change to create the illusion of progress

classic

[Churchill]

After a bit of desk shuffling this morning I've been put in the PMs office with my laptop screen facing the door and in full view of all and sundry. The cheek of it !!! They've all just shuffled off for a crisis meeting.

Should I resign ?

Nope, just go and have a little cry.

[rootsnall]

After a bit of desk shuffling this morning I've been put in the PMs office with my laptop screen facing the door and in full view of all and sundry. The cheek of it !!! They've all just shuffled off for a crisis meeting.

Should I resign ?