I've had a brilliant idea

[ctdctd]

Please change your avatar, Baggy.
Bah!

WHS + 1

[Bagpuss]

Hang on, isn't that what we have already? A self-styled "government of all the talents" ?

I thought you'd see what I did there!

[BA to the Stars]

Keep some tradition - have a speaker or in this case speakers using Ant & Dec

[BrilloPad]

1. Abolish the government
2. Abolish all taxes


Instead, every policy and decision will be made by a central computer (managed by Simon Cowell) that sends every adult in the UK a txt. You reply with your vote and are charged £1.50 (plus your normal carrier charges).

e.g.

"Should we allow in more immigrants?"
"Increase spending on schools and reduce it on wars?"
"Carpet at Westminster, stick to blue or change it to green?"
etc.

Result. True democracy and a lot of money extracted from the proles.

I think I preferred Clarkson's idea of "the man in the pub". or better still Clarkson himself.

[Marina]

... A government of the "Britain's got talents".

Hang on, isn't that what we have already? A self-styled "government of all the talents" ?

[sasguru]

yeah Simon Cowell and a linch mob is all we need i.e. the taste of a middleaged Gay man followed up by women with bingo wings and men with Chernobyl brainless heads. A government of the "Britain's got talents".

Please change your avatar, Baggy.
Bah!

[Bagpuss]

yeah Simon Cowell and a linch mob is all we need i.e. the taste of a middleaged Gay man followed up by women with bingo wings and men with Chernobyl brainless heads. A government of the "Britain's got talents".

[DimPrawn]

1. Abolish the government
2. Abolish all taxes


Instead, every policy and decision will be made by a central computer (managed by Simon Cowell) that sends every adult in the UK a txt. You reply with your vote and are charged £1.50 (plus your normal carrier charges).

e.g.

"Should we allow in more immigrants?"
"Increase spending on schools and reduce it on wars?"
"Carpet at Westminster, stick to blue or change it to green?"
etc.

Result. True democracy and a lot of money extracted from the proles.