Reply to: Is carrying a knife acceptable?

[Clippy]

New Labour approach. Ban knives. All of them. Even in the kitchen. Have a national sharp-implement database and cutting edge (geddit) surveillance in every home.

Tory approach. Just make it legal to carry guns, knife crime will plummet.

New Labour approach: Create a tax on all knives which will unfairly burden the chav class. Upon backbench revolt, raise the income tax free allowance.

Tory approach: Wait to see what NL do, then arrange a press photo shoot of Cameron on his Raleigh Chopper.

[eliquant]

I say carry metal 'table forks' around and use them together to form a new martial art.

Prong those Chav's to death ! and when you do say "Sorry officer I had two forks on me as I was habving a Picnic next weekend and forgot to remove them from my bag !".

Who has ever gone down for carrying an offensive / illegal ... 'fork' !

I tell ya.

[BrilloPad]

When they had a problem with blades in the palace of Westminster they painted two lines on the floor which the members were not allowed to cross. Knife crime could be eliminated if nobody was allowed within 2 metres of another person.

I wish I could erase those lines - with a bit of luck the whole lot would end up dead.

[Marina]

They did that for handguns, I don't think it worked too well.

No, because when it comes to crime they're all mouth - Everyone knows the prisons are full to bursting with feather-bedded convicts.

[DiscoStu]

Zero tolerance - custodial sentence.

They did that for handguns, I don't think it worked too well.

[Lockhouse]

Zero tolerance - custodial sentence.

[Jog On]

Nope but he says he's got a hairy arse, is that close enough?

I think only Atw can answer that

[Churchill]

Why - do you have your own squirrel suit?

Nope but he says he's got a hairy arse, is that close enough?

[snaw]

Want some? Atw will be upset.

Why - do you have your own squirrel suit?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Want some? Atw will be upset.

[snaw]

When they had a problem with blades in the palace of Westminster they painted two lines on the floor which the members were not allowed to cross. Knife crime could be eliminated if nobody was allowed within 2 metres of another person.

How big is your willy exactly?

[HairyArsedBloke]

When they had a problem with blades in the palace of Westminster they painted two lines on the floor which the members were not allowed to cross. Knife crime could be eliminated if nobody was allowed within 2 metres of another person.

[BrilloPad]

What are we going to do about knife crime?

Suggestions please...

I blame fatherlessness.

I bet none of you were expecting that!

[VectraMan]

Make it illegal to have children. Then in 15 years or so there'll be no 15 year olds to go round stabbing each other. Problem solved.

[DimPrawn]

Bring back 'stop and search'.
Beef up meek police.
Increase sentences to deter.

Hooman Rights!

Where's the hand wringing liberal smily?